God Awful Five Star Podcast

Episode 50! I'd like to say we have gotten better but we will just have to leave that up to you, the listener. Matt wrecks his car in his Matt Minute. Taylem brings a segment based on his day with the young elites of society. Phil checks out for a bit but comes back. Andrew vapes and has a great one liner so look forward to that! We wrap it up with some three on one Real or Fake News…

Why do you never want to get into a conversation with an unmanned pilot? They drone on and on... We talk some guy talk today. Boys will be boys as they say. Brother Justus joins the show and greatness follows. Phillip has more conversations with himself, Andrew argues any semantic mistakes, and Matt brings the funny in his Matt Minute. We do a little Hat Tapics and then in honor of Brother Justus, Matt and Taylem compete for who knows each other best in the NewNewlywed game. Want to know what makes Taylem cry? Listen and Enjoy!

We are a little back logged on content getting ready for our 50th episode. As a special thank you to our listeners who have been with us through the growth please enjoy this bonus episode of Master Debaters. We have been developing this show for a while now and before we release it publicly the God Awful Five Star Team would love your feedback. Let us know in the comments at godawfulnetwork.com

This includes two 30 minute episodes of Master Debaters. The first is a debate between Andrew and Taylem over Vapes vs Cigarettes. The second half is Taylem vs Dennis over Cakes vs Cookies as the superior dessert. As always Matt brings the funny as our moderator and decider. Enjoy!

Goodbye July is almost through and our boys are not doing so hot. Matt brings another great Matt's Minute involving valets and an elderly couple rekindling their fire. We play a great round of Urban Dictionary where it become more strategy that guessing. Oh no... They are evolving. Phil, Andrew and Producer Mike join for this one. Enjoy!

Halfway through Goodbye July and the crew is not doing well. Matthew brings us another Matt Minute that drags on entirely too long. I believe he has gone full diva. Honestly, it is like he is not even trying anymore. Matt shows up an hour late because he will not leave his trailer and then finally graces us with his half assed musings that are barely hilarious. Our resident intellectual Phillip consumes more food the wrong way. Andrew learns how to laugh into a microphone and we wrap it up some news stories. Links are on our website. Producer Mike sweats out our recorder overheating so we have some editing issues in this episode. Spoiler alert: Mike blames his ex for the technical difficulties. Thank you for listening ya bums.

Check out the news articles for yourself below.

You need it. You want it. You know just how to get it, and you will. Oh yes you will! Goodbye July is off to the races and we are collectively doing a God Awful job. We are all losers here. Listen in as we discuss giving up masturbation, drinking, talking about our exes and delicious, delicious meat. The struggle is real people. Matt brings a side splitting Uber Minute, finally delivering on his promises. Phillip and Andrew join for 'I know that movie!' And Producer Mike gets a nice lesson in Taylem is faking it until he makes it. Listen, subscribe, visit our website to submit your Hat Tapics and join the conversation!

The game is on this month. Your God Awful hosts have gathered around the table and set some challenges for Goodbye July. Listen as we discuss what we each are giving up and what our punishments will be. Matt brings an Uber minute and a new movie based game called What's That Line Again? Andrew and Ike make some funnies and Producer Mike pods us up and down. Enjoy!

We've got Phillip, Tim, Ike, Andrew, Victoria, Taylem and Mike on the mic to celebrate Matt turning in insignificant age! Whats In My Mouth takes a weird turn when Matt lays down some new rules and the Urban Dictionary Game is entertaining and predictable. Enjoy this episode where we collectively bust Matt's balls on his birthday. Could it go any other God Awful way?

Dearest Matt, 

I don't care who knows it. I want to scream my love for you from the heavens. We are still working on our marketing strategy to actually get God on the podcast, so for now I only have this internet ether to let you know:

There would be no God Awful Five Star Podcast without you. You make me laugh every day. In the hardest times of my life you have been there to remind me to not take myself so seriously. You have fearlessly stood by me on my craziest dreams and have somehow balanced telling me i'm an idiot with giving me the confidence to feel one of a kind. Thank you my friend. It is an true honor. On behalf of the podcast crew and every person you have made smile on the daily, thank you for being a true light of positive energy in this world. If you are reading this and don't know what I am talking about, just pay more attention when you walk in any room, for we are all happy you are were born. Happy Birthday Matthew Piasecki. We are just getting started.

T

Listen to us getting weird! Something old, something new. Something red, something sexually explicit with a border blue. Matt brings an Uber Minute and we expand on what one makes one rock hard versus rock open. The intro fun is short and sweet and then we seamlessly segway to a old, never released episode featuring Andrew, Tim, and Victoria where we play Ikea or Sex Toy. Laughs a plenty. From our corrupt hearts to your virgin ears. This episode is certified God Awful and a-maize-ing! Enjoy!

Another episode of the God Awful Five Star Podcast is in the can! It's a real sausage fest on this episode. Matt shines more light on the plight of the Uber driver in another Uber Minute and we play a new game Working Title where the hosts have to guess a movie from a very obscure and short description. Phillip joins us and Producer Mike steps in behind the scenes. Check out our new Hat Tapic popup on www.godawfulnetwork.com and join the conversation!