God Awful Five Star Podcast

It gets a little heavy in this one guys. For the first time Taylem tried to make some content for our humble podcast. Thank You Black Panther is a satirical look at Black Panther with out any spoilers. Spoiler Alert: it may be more offensive than funny to you. If this is the case maybe we should take a break from each other for a while because this is not working out. Later Andrew and Matt join for a game of What's In My Mouth: Wakandy Edition. Enjoy! Like and subsicribe!

God Awful men edition. Andrew joins for our first Hello! Report about Matt's Hello Fresh meal plan experience. The hosts take a detour and attempt to hash out a new theme song. Spoiler alert: it sounds like all the others on the show. We really need to hire a producer... Space X, riddles, and nostalgia all in todays episode. Enjoy! 

Yippee! The Super Bowl happened. Surprisingly Matt had some things to say. Tim, Victoria and Andrew join us for this one guys. Mattchew is on day one of his new meal plan to cleanse his body and its going well! We play another round of Whats In My Mouth, team edition. Will Taylem and Andrew defeat Tim and Matt? Find out what god awful five star food Victoria shoves in our mouths. Enjoy!

Australia. Another week, another episode! We Australia talk about our international listeners and which host can pull in the next country. Australia. Tim and Victoria join us after spending the weekend judging robots. They were harsh. One robot cried, but that wasn't what it was designed to do so they took off points.  Damn. Australia. Matt was human trafficker for a day and Taylem invents another useless god awful device. Enjoy! Australia! Australia! Australia! 

It is a bright big world out there and The God Awful Team went exploring. Today we play a new game: What's In My Mouth? Matt and Victoria go against each other red vs. blue style. Our brave hosts race to be the first to correctly say the name of the food that is in their mouth... while blindfolded. There is a healthy spoonful of chewing and dead air in this one. Five stars!

The Ig Nobel Prizes were announced which means it is time for Taylem's favorite episode of the year! This year's winners include crazy science by way of feeding vampire bats human blood, whether cats can be a solid and a liquid, if holding a gator makes one a better gambler and more. Enjoy! Submit some Hat Tapics at www.godawfulnetwork.com and be a part of the show!

Happy 2018 everybody! Ike joins us for our final round of Matt's Cards Against Humanity prize pool. We discuss morning wood, autism as evolution and real life vs. video games in our first Hat Tapics of the new year. Listen for the easter egg of Ike eating Chimichangas. As always, enjoy another God Awful Five Star episode. 

Yeah! What a wonderful episode we have for you today! Andrew stops by for some news and Hat Tapics. Stay tuned through the end for a special Christmas surprise. (Santa stops by) Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and thank you for the gift of your ears this past year. More exciting God Awful things headed your way!

Hat Tapics

You submit then. We talk about them.

The News

Weird. Wacky. God Awful.

24 year old embryo born to 26 year old mother.

Read more here.

Man loses virginity to alien. 

Read more here.

Eminem opens pop up restaurant "Mom's Spaghgetti"

Read more here.

Andrew joins us today for another round of Hat Tapics. Matt rants about college students not using crosswalks and being oblivious to his quiet hybrid car. The hosts contemplate thinning the herd and the consequences of vehicular accidents. Matt also gets more gifts from Cards Against Humanity. Listen, like and share. The link to submit your own Hat Tapic is below this post. Keep it God Awful Five Stars everybody.

PEDESTRIAN POUT

Crosswalks, giant cockroaches & micro-dosing along this boulevard of broken dreams.

Psychedelics, Terence Mckenna, Micro-dosing

Shoutout: Elviis Incognito

1 silver back gorilla vs 3 JOHN CENA's

Shoutout: I_eat_ass

How soon is too soon to masturbate to a dead porn star? August Ames died

Shoutout: Mrs Bean

The best 90s afternoon cartoon.

Shoutout: Andrew from Slicks

We did it! The God Awful Five Star Podcast has reached drinking age with 21 episodes. Thank you all for your interactions and feedback helping us evolve. To celebrate the anniversary of our first episode we have dedicated this very special episode to answering your Hat Tapics, The comments are open at the bottom of this post for this episode on our SHOW FEED PAGE. Please comment if we missed the point or got anything wrong with your submissions. Links to submit your own Hat Tapics are at the bottom of the page. Enjoy!

Juliana McCarthy

Astrology

Whats your Tapic?: Astrology

Do you believe a person's Astrological sign says anything about them?
Which signs do you hate? Or love?
Are you attracted to a particular signs' energy more than others?

http://www.etherealculture.com

MRMIYAGI21

Missing the urinal...

"A wise man washes his hands after he pees,
an even wiser man does not pee on his hands."

DISCUSS WHY YU NO HAVE GOOD AIM IN BAFROOM?!

@BrokeOffPunk

Album Release Parties

Whats your Tapic?: -Album Release Parties-

With the Internet making any song or album easily accessible, making money through music is harder than it was before, even if the product is good.
Along with taking Pre-orders online, Bands and Artists are also starting to write songs specifically for Digital Download (Think Itunes, Spotify, & SoundCloud Exclusives) and vice versa when it comes to CD-Only Tracks.

Sometimes even these incentives don't reel in possible consumers, so Musicians like to throw Album Release Parties to get fans directly involved. Only problem is these parties tend to be quite bland and a lot less organized than they used to be. Sometimes Bands will perform a high-energy set of their brand new material from front to back, while other times they just get a DJ to play their new record at a venue while everybody drinks and pretends to be interested.

What are we missing? Flamethrowers? Strippers? Kiddie Pools filled with Pasta??

'Tapic' of Discussion: How can Artists put the 'Party' back into Album Release Party?

Dr. Carl Winslow (no relation)

Next trending media platform

"GUS" Gustafer

Flat Earth. True? Or NonFiction?

JasonStevens11

Zombie Apocalypse Plans

   Juicy J

Games you love/miss as a kid.