God Doesn’t Watch One Tree Hill

\/\/33D is k00L. Got a little too high before this sesh. Sorry. Anyway lots of new nationalities in this episode. We got....Australian professors posing as students to get in good with their class and also to possibly have sex with Karen. I dunno man. The skittles cold open rules though.

What a nothing fucking episode. We talk mostly movies, Brazilian Butt Lifts (BBLs), and fuck around for the first ten to fifteen minutes. Spoiler alert for the movie Hereditary. Oh well we had fun.

You ever rent a warehouse for a teen wedding shower? Well good news, now you will never have to. These dumb fucks in Tree Hill did it for us. Listen in abject horror as we dive deep into how these idiots normalize marriage for kids who can barely drive. Our guest Ellie gives us the scoop on nursing evil tv characters back to health and shares the skinny on her own fandom of the dummies in OTH.

Everything you thought was going to take weeks to solve gets fixed in one episode. Terrible writing. Sit back and relax as we talk about pooping in the wrong places and why high school marriage might not be ideal. Goodnight and good luck.

You guys like farts? Stealing babies? Post-marital coitus? Then this one may as well tickle your giggle gland cuz we got all that shit and a bag of dicks. We are double podding for the last two episodes of the season! We got JOKES. We got MUSICAL numbers. We got CATS. But not any musical numbers from 'Cats'. 'Cats' sucks. Our cats rule though. Goodnight!!!

The kids throw a party at Nathan's new digs. And there can't be a party without unwanted guests and crazy teen moms running around. Audrey is teasing the cats with the laser pointer, gotta go.

We venture off topic multiple times, which just so happen to be the best parts of the show. We just ate a big charcuterie board and I was absolutely blasted off gin and soda, so I was laughing. A lot. We hope you like teen pregnancies and only teen pregnancies, because that's all what this annoying episode of One Tree Hill is about.

WARNING: LOTS OF LIP SMACKING.

Our greatest fan of all time, Tina from Winnipeg, our Canadian Queen, sent us an amazing care package. We cold open with Suge's poop butt, which is not as appetizing as it sounds, and carry the rest of the ten minutes as a sort of unboxing/mukbang/ASMR session thing. If you listen to no other episode, please listen to us just geek out over Canadian snacks.

Hello. We are back. Shit is wild. We talk boy toy auctions and how Hilarie Burton, Bethany Joy Lenz, and Sophia Bush stole our completely original idea that has never been made into a podcast before us, I promise.

It's been awhileeeee, or however that shitty band Staind says it. We have been busy as all hell. But don't worry. We are getting back into it. Enjoy the craziness in this episode. You won't regret it as much as we do. Something about Terry Silver from Karate Kid 3 tricking Karen into falling in love with him to get revenge on Daniel LaRusso or some shit I dunno I am just stoked for Cobra Kai Season 4 LETS GOOOOOOOO.