Remember two weeks ago we did an episode and that particular OTH story was whack as shit? Well we worked slightly harder over the last two weeks to get you something almost worth watching before you skip it all together to listen to our hot garbage. Anyway, I am very sleepy. Hope you like it. Bye bye.

This OTH episode was a total nothing. Our synopsis was spot on. If you want to skip any episode of OTH, this is the one to let us summarize. We talk about hotboxing farts, banks being bad, unlocking memories of George Clooney Batman, and how teenage boys are overall the worst with making any sort of judgement. Come for the hot takes on owing money to a hospital, stay for the retail price on Playstation 2 consoles in 2004.

This is everything we left out of episode 14. So much extra content. Please enjoy before you kill me dead.

Listen. Morrissey sucks. He literally threatened legal action against the Simpsons in the event he had money. Which he doesn't. And neither do we. But I am tired and this is the only title I could come up with. Lucas is in a coma, but for some reason the episode is about literally everyone else. We got hammered and I had to cut like 30 minutes out of the pod and some of that is gonna be a bonus episode so I really hope you enjoy that nonsense. Until then, here is this behemoth. It took forever to edit. Tah tah.

Karen is back...but with a price. Peyton and Lucas continue their dumb as shit affair. Haley shoots Granny Style. There is literally nothing to not like about this episode. Even when Dan shits on the therapist for graduating from Richmond University. Fuck Dan. Go Spiders.

Sorry about the wait! Getting on a regular schedule here soon. I am very sleepy. Anyway, Dan has unwanted visits from his parents and Peyton's dad goes missing on an oil rig, which is like...yeah okay fine anything to move the story along. Goodnight.

We do be putting things in omelets that shouldn't be in omelets. Brooke is jealous of Peyton's friendship with Lucas and Lucas almost assaults a man who turns out to be Peyton's dad so this is the height of comedy. Is this the episode where Dan and Deb get divorced? His creepy Darth Myers persona doesn't help him. Yucky diaper man. Anyway hope you enjoy, sorry it took longer than usual to upload. Poopoopeepee.

The theme is dads. Whether you are a bad father, a father figure, or a teen dad, you can learn a lot about how absurd it is being a papa in Tree Hill, NC. Buckle up, buckaroos, this one is DEEP. Or as deep as we can get on the CW/WB/Hulu syndication. Whatever. You're not my dad.

Welcome back to another episode of ANNIE & THE FART! Today we double down on swearing after shouting out our mother as a sponsor and conflict is everywhere in this after-school special set in Tree Hill. We sing Cheap Trick and dabble in metal riffs. LET'S GOOOOOOOO.

Warning: This episode of One Tree Hill does contain depictions of sexual assault. If this is something that may disturb, upset, or trigger you or a loved one, please stop the episode at the 14:25 mark and skip to our segments at 39:09.