Come with me, Ruby Teys, as I ride around Australia collecting everyone's most embarrassing stories.

We are catapulted into adulthood with no manual, guarantees or grace. The only way to really figure out growing up is by burning some bridges, face planting some pavements or getting caught red handed!

Whether it's the classic coming of age story or that cliché entanglement we all seem to get mixed up in.

The rose coloured glasses have come off, so let's compare notes, sit back and have a laugh!

Let's look back at our most cringe moments!

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EVERY ALLEGATION MADE AGAINST ANY WASHED UP ROCK STARS WITH EYELINER ON THE WATERLINE IN THIS EPISODE IS PIGGY WIGGLE HOGS BOSCH (unless you're a misogynist and you've been in a sex dungeon for two weeks straight.)

Where the Steel meets the Sea, Dogs wear tap shoes and Norris' knock off their own Nuts!

Twelfth Stop: Newcastle, NSW 2300.

We’re Goin’ Troppo.

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The Brown Snake, The Butt Hole, The Big Toad...

Fortitude Valley's finest!

Eleventh Stop: Brisbane, QLD 4001.

We’re Goin’ Troppo.

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The ski fields are usually roped off exclusively for Australia's elite.

Well, they were...UNTIL NOW!

Tenth Stop: Jindabyne, NSW 2627.

We’re Goin’ Troppo.

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We pay tribute to our sweet prince,

by scattering his beloved ashes in New South Wale's shittiest national park.

Ninth Stop: Lane Cove, NSW 2066.

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Mirror Mirror on the wall,

Who's the hottest richest filthiest housewife of all?

Eighth Stop: Toorak, VIC 3142.

We’re Goin’ Troppo.

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The land of the Nationals and the oldest Chinese Cuisines.

The honey king prawns of the Golden Dragon, the sweat and sour at the Four Seas.

Seventh Stop: Dubbo, NSW 2620.

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The lights are on, but no one is home...

They've gone to Goodberry's.

Sixth Stop: Queanbeyan, NSW 2830.

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Before we head down the Federal Highway, there is some serious business to be settled!

We revisit a time Ruby would much rather forget... 7 and a half years have passed, but will sparks still fly between the Bachelorette and her long lost lover?

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