Going Dutch

Happy birthday Jenn! And happy birthday Bec's maw! Marki and Bec are headed to celebrate Jenn's birthday this weekend; we are floating the river and plan to get all kinds of "white-girl-wasted"! Haha! Just kidding!!!!! (NOT) Having a podcast is HARD! We love you, we see you, we want to learn more. 

We love you guys! You can always sit with us!

Marki and Bec went back to church, y'all! Know your worth. Let the bad ones go. Identify those *eff* boys and MOVE ON. Marki and Bec just kinda be chattin' it up like always.

We love you! You can always sit with us!

Don't get naked for tennis bracelets! Marki and Bec take a personality test and do some "hippie-digging". People.... WATCH YOUR WORDS. Also, coffee, anyone? 

We love you! You can always sit with us!.... and we hope you do!

When an elderly man in a Schriner's Club hat tells you to take his number, you take his number. Bec's been THROUGH it and all she wanted was a candle, dawg. Marki can't help but attract the pizza man; however, not your typical pizza man. "NO, James." .... but pizza? Can we get a large pan and "86" the cocaine?!

We love you guys so damn much! You can always sit with us!

BRAS ARE NOT SLINGSHOTS. Happy Mother's Day to all the motherly broads out there! Haha! Marki and Bec have their first Monday without each other at work. It went terribly and Marki regrets her decision. JUST KIDDING. Marki had an amazing day! Marki and Bec get mushy about being, and not being, a mom. A 21-year-old offers to get Bec's nails and toes done. Psssshhhhh!!!! And life is just good, we are OK, and we love you!

You can always sit with us! #NORAGRETS #NOTEVENASINGLEWORD

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Marki and Bec reminisce about when their friendship was just a baby and they remind each other about how weird and quirky they were/are. Marki reminds you that you are, in fact, good enough and you are absolutely PERFECT for what is meant for you. Always stay true to who you are. Food fixes literally everything... except for Murder Hornets. WHAT?!

We love you guys! You can always sit with us!

Whoever you are, stop buying all the Belvita Breakfast Biscuits in Blueberry. How can Marki make even breakfast foods, sexual? Should you move in together before an engagement, or marriage, even? Hmmmmm... Bec says, "Get real. I ain't no trial shot!"

We love you guys! You can always sit with us!

Bec fell down a whole flight of stairs; ahhh but she lives! Marki is making a move; not countries, states, or towns... just jobs. BUT STILL. Dreams are coming true and Going Dutch is grateful! Marki reads tarot and Bec reads "Phase 10". Would you expect ANYTHING DIFFERENT?!

WE LOVE YOU! WE HOPE YOU SIT WITH US FOREVER!

We missed you on Easter, so, Happy Easter! Marki and Bec discuss bucket lists... let's all go sky diving!!! Is it GIF or GIF?! Toddlers are psychopaths. 

We love you guys! You can always sit with us!!