Going Dutch

Marki and Bec gave up REFINED sugar on 1/27/2020; literally, that day... specifically. Marki is STILL going to church... **gasp**... and is really becoming an expert at finding her own way that makes her soul full. Bec will never be the favorite but that's OK! Marki and Bec take time to deliver a little "follow-up Epi"... touching base on some topics they have gotten some feedback on. 

We truly adore you guys! We cherish this adventure and we hope you know that you are NEVER alone! You can always sit with us. Shoot us an email to say hi! [email protected]

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Marki caught the bronchitis and, turns out, Bec is a doc! *Just Kidding*... but, really, Marki caught the bronchitis. It's Bec's turn to have the good voice this time... who are we kidding... even when sick, Marki has the best recording voice. *Insert eye roll* Bec is weird about funerals and she plans to have Kevin Gates do her eulogy. Marki wants her funeral guests to get their own chips to dip in the salsa that will be stationed on her casket. "Bubble Guts" are a real thing and you ain't human 'till you've had to speed home and risk it all to make it to the restroom! We love you guys! You can always sit with us. 

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On to Season THREE of "Going Dutch", y'all! WE FREAKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Marki & Bec enter a new season with refreshed determination to bring you "funny" that is real, true, and authentic! Bec won't be accompanying her man to a strip club any time soon. Marki introduces the "No Cussing Challenge". Will you be the one to win a prize from, "Going Dutch"? Never forget that your existence matters. YOU ARE VALUED! You can always sit with us! 

Plain and simple, WE LOVE YOU. Marki &Bec feel the concerns of listeners and reach out to remind you all of your seat at the table. You are worthy, valued, and accepted for exactly who you are IN THIS MOMENT. Onward to Season 003!

It's the year, "TWANKY-TWANKY", y'all! It won't be perfect, but it will be better than good! Even as adults we have to apologize to our mommas sometimes, you know, for sneaking string cheeses and shi***** your underwear. Do yourself a favor and know when your people are friends or foes; if a foe, take care of YOU! If a friend, take care of you...but also take care of your PEOPLE! We love you guys so much! If you have a chance, go rate us! It's the BIGGEST gift you could ever give us. Come hang out! You can always sit with us!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, Y'ALL!! We are steamrolling into 2020 with Episode 007! We are so pumped for the new year with goals and sh**! Listen to Marki and Bec wreck the Mario theme song, discuss pet peeves, and establish New Year's resolutions. We love you guys so much! Please don't ever forget that you can ALWAYS sit with us. Always!

The dating world, in your 30's, will throw you for a loop! But not near as bad as the ghost of Christmas audio issues will... UGH. Marki and Bec chit the dating chat with you and share some real, "no way that really happened", stories. We are steadily making tweaks - allow us to apologize ahead of time for the mic squeaks. All in all, though, we are having a blast and we are SO IN LOVE WITH YOU GUYS! MERRY CHRISTMAS, from "Going Dutch". 

Marki goes to church with Bec!!! Marki & Bec touch on the feared and highly avoided subject of, RELIGION. {Insert "doomed" music} Bec loves Jesus and cusses a little. Marki loves goodness and grace that follow all the good in the Universe. Christians have got to get it together - be the hands and feet and get your knees dirty. Ain't NOBODY perfect, y'all! The world can turn, with love, even when your beliefs differ. We love you and you can always sit with us! 

"Going Dutch" has been launched! YOU GUYS ARE LISTENING! Are we actually doing this thing? Marki’s sultry voice is a huge hit with fans and, oh yeah, Bec is just... “funny”. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Black people are super sleepy due to "extra melatonin". Marki and Bec share special Christmas mush-gush. Bec had braces, TWICE. What is YOUR Tinder profile like? WE LOVE YOU GUYS! YOU CAN ALWAYS SIT WITH US!

Marki & Bec find dope a** intro music {it even fades out, dude}. Marki was right about football - that precious, fem, fun-loving gal. Thanksgiving 2019 was (but also wasn't) the worst. Find your perspective and don't lay down. Bec's future kids are gonna come out dusty. It's OK to feel your "feels" and "Going Dutch", the podcast, is going live!! Remember, you can always sit with us!