We still here, y'all!! Marki gets a dog....*yay!!!* Bec did not grow up playing card games with the fam-bam. We are all still fighting COVID-19. Marki shops for her Granny. Here's to marching ONWARD towards the inevitably unknown. 

We love you guys SO much! Thank you for sitting with us. We hope you always will!  

Stay uplifted, stay healthy, and stay safe. Marki and Bec do what they do best and jabber away. We are all going to make it through this, hang in there! Happy birthday, Anita! 

We love you guys! You can always sit with us!!

Where ya gonna pawk the kaw?! Marki and Bec are "somewhat quarantined"... but that can't be used as an excuse for the craziness. We are just goofy and we said what we said! Owning a toddler provides zero dull moments and Bec's nephew goes to school with a dragon... so.... neat! Everyone, please stay healthy and safe. You are all in our thoughts and prayers.

We love you guys! You can always sit with us! ... and we hope you do! 

No one likes Corona, anyway! What even is going on in the world, YOU GUYS?! Ladies, don't you dare get in the car with a dude who texts you when he gets there to pick you up. You kiddin' us?! Life as we know it... there's nothing Marki and Bec don't jab about. 

We love you! You can always sit with us!

So much laughter! We promise we did not participate in "Tuesday Boozeday"... we just be silly sometimes. Marki is a bomb tattoo giver and Bec is gonna have a real "glow up"... one day. Life is good and no one is getting a dog. *insert eye roll*

We love you guys! You can always sit with us!

We swear we aren't drunk... just caught the giggles (yet again). Dear future husbands of Marki and Bec, consider yourselves warned *insert wink* - no, but, for real. Marki and Bec discuss "open marriage" and how it's a thing. Bec refuses to believe it could ever work and shall not stand for it (personally). Is there such a thing as "too open minded", Marki? We are a mess, aren't we?

We love you all! You can always sit with us! 

We love you so much. You should MOST DEFINITELY love you, too! Marki and Bec get real for a second. "Relationship" - it's a fickle thing all on its own. Two human beings letting walls down, allowing their person to be experienced. Allow toxicity to survive within in it and you're asking for trouble. Take care of yourself, you're the only one that can.

We love you! You can always sit with us!

Marki and Bec shoot the shit again. We love that you guys choose to sit with us! A little rambling, a bit of encouragement, and not all lesbians are after Bec. Geez!

We love you guys! SO MUCH! ONWARD!!!

Bec is terrible at being a girl; she is such a "dude". Marki and Bec discuss transgenderism and ultimately decide that no matter WHAT, you can ALWAYS SIT WITH US! Bec says as long as you don't identify as "remote", we will get along. 

We love you and we are with you. Sending you all the lovey vibes and ish!

Happy Birthday, Bec! So Marki can sing, too?! Is there anything she can't do? ... nah! How did Marki and Bec even meet? Who did this? Thank you, Universe!! Marki and Bec just wanna get you pregnant. Join us at the table and find out how you can make your uterus sticky. You are welcome in advance.  

We love you guys! You can always sit with us!