Jennifer Lopez looks like sh!t and Julia Roberts spewed hate during her award presentation! Well, not exactly, but both of those statements are versions of takes I have on this year's Golden Globes. Listen to me share my thoughts on host Nikki Glaser, Ariana Grande's eyebrows, and Paul Thomas Anderson's tendency to flip-flop in catering between gays and straights. After all that noise, I move on to the more peaceful topic of a violent horror film about a rabid chimpanzee. I highly suggest everyone go see the movie Primate (2025) if you want to develop a phobia of monkeys! Then on to more serious things like Mattel's new autistic Barbie. I just ordered one! I cannot wait to play with her fidget spinner and her alternative communication tablet! Lastly, I play some clips of Hilary Duff's raunchy new single, "Roommates". Who knew that Lizzie McGuire could be such a little harlot! Listen now <3