Michigan's Growing Pains bred and grew the Banana Taffy, entered it last minute, and beat every California grower in the Proper Smoke League.
Tom and Seth of Growing Pains came up through Michigan basements, illegal caregiver traps, and the gray market years before a single license existed in the state. They built a 300-light indoor operation, bred their own genetics, and then flew to California and won. This is the full story.
In this episode, JP sits down with the Proper Smoke League champions to unpack what it actually took to get here. They break down why the Banana Taffy nearly did not get entered, how harvest timing and their in-house dueling process shaped a Michigan craft cannabis operation that now competes with the best growers in the country, and what separates a craft cultivator from a production farmer in the current market. If you have ever wondered how Michigan cannabis growers stack up against California, you will have your answer by the end of the first hour.
Tom tells the real GMO origin story on record for the first time: three Chem Cookies seeds popped by his buddy Billy in a Michigan basement, the corn-stalk structure that gave it the name, and why Ann Arbor dispensaries refused to sell anything called GMO and renamed it Garlic Cookies. They also get into the Motorbreath 15 history, the genetics game-changer moment that shifted Seth's entire growing approach, and what the cannabis industry loses when people consume the product wrong. This episode covers the craft, the business, and the culture that built Growing Pains from the ground up.
Good PizzZa documents real cannabis culture, the growers, the breeders, the legacy operators, and the stories that do not get told anywhere else. Growing Pains is exactly what this show exists for.
Chapters below.
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CHAPTERS
00:00 Growing Pains Michigan: Proper Smoke League Champions
01:48 LANTZ Rosin Pen and First Impressions of the Grow
05:15 Building a Cannabis Team: Empowering People to Own Their Role
08:12 Tom's Origin Story: Ohio, Skateboarding, and Action Sports Sales
12:45 Learning to Grow Illegally: Michigan Basements and the Code of Silence
17:45 The Decision That Built Growing Pains: Doubling Down on Cannabis
21:50 Work Ethic, Delayed Gratification, and Turning Down $10 Million
34:03 Seth's Origin Story: Tennis Instructor to Michigan Cannabis Grower
39:44 First Warehouse, City Politics, and Linking Up with Tom
47:00 Connecting with California: Zalympix Michigan and the Genetics Shift
50:44 Harvest Timing, the Flush Debate, and Growing at 300 Lights
55:10 How Long Does Great Weed Last: Strain Longevity and Preservation
56:28 The Real GMO Origin Story: Michigan Basement, Three Seeds, Two Names
01:01:15 Motorbreath 15 Michigan History and Legacy Genetics
01:02:48 Terpene Profiles, Regional Taste, and Joe's Genetics Library
01:10:00 White Ash, Water Activity, and What Actually Measures Quality
01:17:15 Sacramento, North Jersey, and Growing Pains Reacts to NorCal
01:20:45 Top 3 Strains of All Time: Old School, Desert Island, and New
01:26:43 Cannabis Industry Pet Peeves: Pay Your Bills and Mean What You Say
01:29:05 Mary Jane Berlin, International Markets, and the Hash Conversation
01:34:08 Resurrect One Person from the Industry: A Question from the Last Guest
01:41:00 Cannabis Education, Pheno Hunt Parties, and Why Community Matters
01:42:32 Final Life Lessons and Where to Find Growing Pains
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