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This time on “Homo’s Modern Life,” Andy and Tyler have company! None other than skin care extraordinaire Robbie Todaro (aka @broccolirobbiee on Instagram) zoomed in to save our baby boys from a future of saggy eyelids and bourbon blossoms (aka- Rhinophyma, even though Collin never successfully looked that shiznit up). Your skin contains your organs AND your feelings, so do all factors a favor and don't skip this episode! You're gonna need these many manly tips, gurl. Spoiler alert: you’ve been moisturizing wrong this whole time…

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

Plants. They’re here and possibly queer. Well we don’t know. We’re lovers not experts, and speaking of lovers, do plant daddies do it better? Are they attentive tops or too into their pots? Let’s be honest, we’ve all fantasized about that hot botanist with the henna on his biceps taking us dirty in his greenhouse. In this episode of “Homo’s Modern Life,” we hear from some real plant daddies (flora fathers?) and plant daddy lovers. Be our photosyntheSIZE queens and listen in!

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

Tyler’s mom may have banned Nickelodeon, but she couldn’t stop baby TK from falling in love with animation. On this episode of “Homo’s Modern Life” the boys cartoon their brain tv sets to childhood, reminiscing about the Saturday morning stories that made their gay gayness so gay. Turns out some of our listeners were equally impressionable and felt the presence of tiny inner-rainbows when He-Man raised his big sword in the air. Take an audio stroll down memory lane with us. You have the powerrrrr!

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

In this episode of Homo’s Modern Life, Tyler and Andy prove once again that it is possible for two grown ass men to have a civilized debate as they contemplate what truly makes porn extreme. We cover, or rather uncover, everything from potentially frightening underwater BDSM to assuredly irreversible self-castration. Maybe don’t broadcast this one in the office, but also don’t bring your shame game, cuz if (for example) you enjoy fantasizing about eating chocolate pudding out of Tyler’s booty space, then we support you with condoms and grace.

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

Dig into all the crispy, chocolate quinoa you want and ditch that keto! It’s Andy’s gigamazing-spectacularama birthday episode! We love a progressive party on Homo’s Modern Life, and this week we heard about yours. Turns out many of our listeners get those birthday blues, but we’re here to wash them away with rainbows. As wise Andy always says, “every once in a while someone’s a murderer,” but just remember, we’ll always have drag queens. Stay homo, listen on.

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

Which act of chivalry is guaranteed to get you into Tyler’s pants? HML’s official take on the manners that matter will provide the answer to this and many more burning hot questions! Listen to your body… We know you need this. The opportunity to transform from doggie to (respectable gay) man begins with “play.” ***We apologize for the hiccups in audio. We dealt with some connectivity issues while recording.

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Tyler: @homosmodernlife

Andy: @andyfromboystory

Breaking news: Andy might need some leeches on his butt, and Tyler figured out what turns a trip to the pool into a fun adventure. Can you guess that secret sauce? Here’s a hint: there are quite a lot of them in the library, and no, the answer isn’t the ghosts of historical figures. In this episode of HML the gays visit the library, talking about everything from David Sedaris to Tyler’s favorite vampiric rabbit. Check us out!

This week, we are talking about........ sex.... with... women....

Im not sure what else I can put here so just go have a listen.

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Andy - @andyfromboystory

WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK!!! Did you miss us? We missed you!

This week, we are confused about our bodies and we introduce a new segment "The GMHC Complete Guide to Gay Men’s Sexual, Physical, and Emotional Well-Being: Men Like Us”

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Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @andyfromboystory

To be honest, we think there are more important people for you to listen to than us today. Instead here is a list of other podcasts who deserve your ear time today:

• About Race
• Diversity Gap
• 1619
• Code Switch
• POD Save the People
• How to be an Antiracist (audio book)
• What Matters
• #BLACKLIVESMATTER
• Uncomfortable Conversation 
• You’re Pretty for a…
• The Intelligence 
• Minority Korner
• Code Switch
• Yo, Is This Racist?

Here are the links mentioned in today’s episode and what you should do there :

1. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/#
2. Sign petitions
3. Text or call
4. Donate
5. Vote
6. For protesters
7. https://lectureinprogress.com/journal/resources-for-supporting-black-lives-matter-movement 
8. Donate
9. Learn / Support 
10. https://www.joincampaignzero.org/#vision
11. Policy education
12. https://www.snap4freedom.org/home#
13. We’re working to build a Black Trans Futurist. Framework for practical abolition as the way to liberation.
14. https://www.obama.org/anguish-and-action/
15. Obama’s Resources
16. https://www.snap4freedom.org/home#
17. working to build a Black Trans Futurist Framework for practical abolition as the way to liberation.

The YouTube Video mentioned in the podcast is Views for a Vision which can be found here: https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM

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