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Famous Drag Queens from another dimension, Tiffanie Tangerine and Restroom Downstairs, stopped by the HML pod in the forms they take while in our universe. Johnnie Ingram and Steve Warren, a dynamic duo for the ages, created the hit HBO show "We're Here" (@werehere) and our dynamic duo was given the immense pleasure of chatting them up about it. We've created magic with this one, sweet fans, so listen in to know what happens. Don't miss insights about the Chicago drag scene, life changing moments from the show, what exactly goes into creating safe spaces for queer communities, or Tyler's pronunciation of the word Tupperware. Please cheer, be queer, and binge "We're Here!"

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Ghosts and ghoulies and wet dreams, oh my! Arlo, I don't think we're awake anymore... As our Andy maintains, and as many of you surely reflect, sometimes it is boring as hell when people tell you about their dreams. But listen, if anyone can ramp up a chat about all things that happen when gays go sweepy bye, it's our HML boys. Tyler and Andy talk about their weird ass dreams, your hot ass dreams, and those extra common dream tropes that pop up in all our fluffy sheep farms. This episode is the perfect way to wind down after a long, hard day. Snuggle with us! You can be the little spoon.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

We got your Jujubee. We got your Bianca Del Rio. That's right, Tyler and Andy got all yo' diva reads and "RuPaul's Drag Race" needs right the f*** here! Tune in to hear the boys rate the most iconic Queens, gossip about backstage drama, and make predictions about the latest season. You told us who you think the best in show are, and now's your chance to find out if we agree. Do we stan Jan? How would HML "Sophie's Choice" Trixie & Katya? Put us in your smexy little ears and find the freak out.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Ever wonder what the podcast equivalent of a car crash sounds like? This episode of "Homo's Modern Life" starts in a few puppies barking and ends in a few scratches scratching. The boys talk about cars amidst a myriad of technical issues for the sake of your joy ride. It was all intentional of course. We wanted to simulate what it would be like if you recorded an episode during a family road trip. Artists do crazy Snapple sometimes. Jokes aside, we appreciate your patience and promise higher quality audio in the future. For now, we hope you can laugh along with Tyler and Andy. Let's be real, you don't listen to us because we're the most elegant cuisine down the aisle. We're that gooey Mac and Cheese re-heatable dinner, and we know you love us.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Are you still mourning the wilting of "Vine?" Well, pop open a wine and start feelin' fine, because you need to get some TikTok in your life. No, it's not the same thing, but there's a familial energy there. Our HML TikToks were needing a little energy themselves, so we brought on social media guru and avid Toker Taylor Ray Donaldson. On this episode, Tay bae walks Andy and Tyler (and subsequently you, the listener) through what makes a TikTok TikPOP! Take note of our wise Taylor's suggestions, and then hire him as your social media coach! You can follow him on TikTok for pleasurable business @theatremarketing or for gayly forward pleasure @avocadobob. The time's TikTokin' away until you become the next big TikTok gay!

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Certain gays... Anti-maskers... Backwards underwear... Falling into horse manure... People who drive like Tyler in traffic... Let's be real, there is a CVS receipt long list of reasons we're all frustrated, but today, here's one less! Yep, your gorgeous eyes are staring at the latest HML podcast, and that's always good news. We hope our conversation about frustrating things brings you some form of catharsis. Our experts also recommend two masturbations a day.

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

It's a turning point for our HML boys. Andy has realized that he isn't an avocado, and Tyler has alphabatized both his spice cabinets, the literal and the metaphorical. How do spritely gays celebrate their milestones with the world? Cute profile pics, of course! On this unfiltered episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we're talking' angles, outfits, lighting, the works. Do you need help maximizing your you-ness on Grindr? We might just be serving them spicy nuggets homegirl needs.

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

The truth is out of the closet, just like our homosexual rears, and there’s nothing we can do to avoid gettin’ probed! We're talkin’ aliens, fairly certainly of our own volition, so any secret messages you decode are purely circumstantial. Put HML in your brain and press play. We aren’t to blame if these sound waves turn you gay. However, if they do... you’re welcome. Also as a special note to all extraterrestrials out there, presently or futurly: please feel free to use this podcast as an artifact in any “this is how derpy humans are” classes.

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

In the name of the Furry and of the Bear and of the Holy Twink... We GAY, and because of this we've often been served an unhealthy (not at all) helping of bigotry alongside our wafers and wine. That said, we took the time to give true spirituality a fair shake and called in an authentic Christian gay! Tyler Martin (Gram: @Tylerisaacmartin), a proud homosexual who proudly believes, lovingly sailed in on his worship from the hilariously informative podcast "Have a Blessed Gay" (Gram: @haveablessedgay). This divine body *wink* helped the boys face some inner demons, and with his help, we were reminded that there are a lot of good people who carry faith. No matter what you believe or don't believe in, there's a way for us to coexist. Don't worry, we also divulge some definitively devout sex fantasies...

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs