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We wear 'em (well, some of us do)... Some tear 'em (if you're into that sort of thing)... And on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we're talkin' 'bout 'em. That's right, we're gabbin' undies, and no matter what is or isn't covering your booty hole, I am sure we mention your preference at some point. The boys talk about their favorite pairs, listeners share what they like their partners to wear, and we learn about some underwear aisle antics that went far beyond stares. It's Tyler's birthday this week, and you're making his wishes come true by stripping down and tuning in!

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

Hello listeners, this is baby Arlo. I just wanted to say that I get jealous when my mommy spends time with all of you. She kept talking to y'all about New Year’s resolutions while I wanted to play, so that’s why you’ll hear quite a bit of me in this “Homo’s Modern Life” episode. My resolution is to be more respectful while she’s recording, but I’m just a puppy! Thank you for supporting my mommy’s work by downloading all of her podcasts! See you in 2021. Woof you!

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

Homo’s modern family has grown! Wanna find out more about the newest addition to our crew? Well, well, well… if you didgeridoo, then download this episode of “Homo’s Modern Life.” Also, for all you “Bachelorette” fans out there, Andy’s got the scoop on the juiciest drama from the most recent season of the show! You won’t want to miss his hot take. We hope you’ll consider throwing us on in the background of your next strip dodgeball tourney.

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

Nobody can fill every role, even if they know how to fill your hole. Let’s get real for a second. There are some holes we can only fill ourselves, and to find those oftentimes massive pits, we must journey inwards. Tyler and Andy talk monogamy, fielding your opinions about who it works or doesn’t work for, all while compelling each other to be honest about their ideal sexual/romantical dynamics. This is a juicy one, folks. Don’t skip it.

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

People are sad, it’s official. That said, things like Elliot Page’s coming out make us very happy. Then there are those of us who just like to shed a few crocodile tears for attention. Regardless of the reason you’re bawling right now, just know that the boys at “Homo’s Modern Life” and their strapping shoulders are here for all your tissue related needs. On this episode, Tyler and Andy asked our listeners the great question once posed by an action movie android from the future: “Why do you cry?” 

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

We know that you and your spin instructor are still hungover from Friendsgiving. We at “Homo’s Modern Life” applaud your life choices and have decided to reward you with a post-Thanksgiving, Turkey Day centric episode. It ain’t no Halloween or Christmas, but we’re still grateful for the holiday. You know what else? We’re thankful for you: the person who clicked on this episode for a delicious helping of Tyler and Andy. Spoon the boys onto your ear plate while you run off that sweet potato pie.

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

WARNING! There may be some explicit caNUDEling on this podcast. Butthole are you fooling, we know that’s what you be clickin’ furrrrr. On this nude beach edition of “Homo’s Modern Life,” Tyler and Andy discuss whether or not the outdoors are too hot and too gross to get all hot and gross up in. We all know nature be scary, but according to many of our listeners it’s also a straight up turn on. Grab some jolly rancher gummies, get that tired ass into bed, and let our natural sounds soothe your sweet wet dreams.

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

Attention all fans, you might be figments of Tyler’s waking nightmares! Homo’s Modern Life, the Homos themselves that is, have had a rough go of it lately (as we all have). Just because a better President will soon sit in The Oval Office doesn’t mean we can’t still be OVER this hot mess of a year. Speaking of hot messes, allow us to make one in your ears. On this episode we talk all about what being a true vers really means, and Tyler may or may not come out as one! Put this on for ambiance the next time you have sex, no matter which position you choose.

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

This is a fantastic one, folks. We called in THE gay life coach, Brian Falduto (@thegaylifecoach on instagram), to help us love ourselves (not like that). Turns out setting goals can be the secret to paving a path to wellness. We should all consider doing this, now more than ever, and it’s Brian’s mission to guide us! Tyler and Andy were all smiles after this recording, and we think you will be too after listening. Please enjoy a taste of his music towards the end of this podcast, and please continue to digest all his stuff on Spotify.

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs

The boys (ours, not the ones from the tv show) put on their tight spandex (sorry, you’ll just have to imagine) and talk comic books. Which superheroes, and the actors who play them, do Tyler and Andy wanna BANG!? The answer to this and the location a** to where exactly Venom lives on Tom Hardy’s body rests within this edition of “Homo’s Modern Life.” You may not be able to flip our pages, but you can certainly turn us on. We own an anal bead lasso of truth. We’ll know if you don’t.

Hosts:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin - @squidlegs