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Put your chef hats on and nothing else! Ok, maybe add an apron... Cuz... Safety (and it can be sexy too). Thanks for downloading another episode of "Homo's Modern Life." Tyler and Andy are joined by the dangerously delicious social media sensation we all Pokemon Go wild for: Elliott Norris (@callmebelly on TikTok and @elliottnorris on Instagram). The guys chat about how cool it is to have kitchen fun, as long as it's NOT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD! Side note- producer Collin Miller owns those undies signed. DM for proof of pop culture artifact. ANYWHO, this one is sugar and spice and everything nice. Experiment with what you put in dat mouth of yours. Get creative! We are all about that life. Click play the next time you scramble up some eggs! We're sorry if this podcast makes your mouth water.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Everyone... Set your energy level to chill... Because this episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about the feels. Preston Light (@lighthauscreations), painter and bassist phenomenon, joins Tyler and Andy to talk about creative things. You really art to check this one out, because there are a plethora of playlist recommendations to behold, as well as some golden nuggets about perspectives on the world. We'd say this is one of our "easy listening" selections, so pop it on when you're taking the relaxi taxi or the relaxi cab. Pro tip- visit a museum by yourself and headphone in some tunes. You may soon believe in magic...

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

This one's for all the little gaybies who used to prance around their house with a candy cigarette pretending to be Cruella De Vil. We know that Ursula the Sea Witch was your drag mom. It's ok! Here at HML, we respect a good villain. Where would our animated movies and reality tv shows be without them? Andy and Tyler talk about their favorite bad boys and Queens, thirst over the Gastons of Disney world, and get into so much more. You know you want to be in on our evil deeds. To put it bluntly, sometimes it's refreshing to play dirty.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Move over, Yoog! This week's guest REALLY understands the heart of the cards. HML was lucky enough to be joined by Seth Vermilyea (@comingouttarot) to talk all things tarot, body design, and which cards are really just depicting giant penises. We'll show you our decks if you show us yours. Listen in for Seth's answers to your burning questions about how the art of tarot really works. This is a great one for anyone interested in this practice, and who knows, maybe our convo will transform you from moderately curious into downright hooked. ***Please forgive a few audio issues, as our Zooms were battling some tricky connections, which is ironic, given that's what our recording was about... Maybe there was just too much airborne magic for our poor computers to handle?

Hosts:

Tyler- @Homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @Squidlegs

*BONUS EPISODE ALERT* Don't you just love when you get a raise? Well, you have been such adoring fans. Our team thought you deserved a reward. On this REVOLUTIONARY crossover episode, Tyler from HML and Ryan from Political Hookup do the Marvel thing and assemble two wonderful interviews with Dallas City Council Candidates from District 2: Raha Assadi and Dr. Sana Syed. These cool, capable, and captivating women explore what really needs fixin' around the gayborhood, and we have the scoop on what they're gonna do to help if elected. You can't go wrong with either of these gems. Listen in and you'll believe. This is a time sensitive episode Big D peeps. Go vote! Honey, you've got the time. Election Day is Saturday, May 1st.

Hosts:

Tyler- @Homosmodernlife

Ryan- @hmlpoliticalhookup

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Just when you thought we couldn't get any sexier... Tyler and Andy are talkin' bout cowboys, lumberjacks, plumbers, and more. This is an intimate one, as you'll discover many a dirty little detail about what turns us on. We recommend you open your mind as well as your ears, because you might hear a thing or two that you'll wanna try out and proud with that special someone. Life is short. Try water sports!

***SPOILER ALERT*** Skip ahead to time stamp 19:00 to avoid any "Drag Race" season 13 finale reveals. We were so stoked that we just had to dish.

Hosts:

Tyler- @Homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @Squidlegs

Whether you missed the boat on missed connections or not, you won't wanna miss connecting with this episode of "Homo's Modern Life." Tyler and Andy reveal some meet cutes and meet boots from their past when they tried to (often failing to) establish contact with certain uncertain strangers. "Listener with the impeccable taste! We think this episode belongs to your ear holes!" Thanks again for being a fan, and don't forget to use our show Instagram to affirm or establish your connection with us. We welcome inquiries both benevolent and bizarre, and we hope you enjoy this discussion!

Host:

Tyler: @homosmodernlife

Andy: @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin: @squidlegs

Toe hair. Flesh eating beetles under a rock. Ignorant political speeches. Honey, everyone's got s**** they're afraid of, and if you think you don't, we'll fix you. This week, Tyler and Andy are talking all about their fears while sharing some of yours. If you're afraid of the dark like Andy, just turn us on and voila! Your bologna ain't no longer aloneeeee. We'll make those monsters under your bed weep like PrEP opening up a can of whoop-ass on unsafe sex. (Protect yourself and others. Get on it.) Now, turn your lights off and turn us on...

Hosts:

Tyler: @homosmodernlife

Andy: @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin: @squidlegs

Thanks for ordering a double Tyler and Andy off the podcast bar. You've chosen wisely! This week on HML, the boys schmooze over booze. In this cock tease of a cocktail you'll find the following delectable tastes: horse addiction, codependency, at least one brief reference to "Pretty Woman," and several more secret ingredients. Please listen responsibly, but don't be afraid to order that martini extra dirty. Skipping this one would be a big mistake... HUGE.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs