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We are queens who like to laugh, so for today's episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we brought on TikTok sensation and comedian, Edson Montenegro (@edsonmountaineggroll). This gumption stuffed snack is much more than an appetizer. Their hole positive attitude brings some much needed visibility to accidental defecators across the globe, and we believe their stand-up offers a bootyfully unique alternative to the (sometimes) generalized queer experience as told by the world of comedy. All joking ass-side, it was riveting to gab candidly about some practical truths of queer and non-binary life with someone so witty and wise beyond their years. Be sure to catch Edson's regular shows in Brooklyn, and dive deep inside their TikTok page. Trust us, they can handle it. We ain't afraid of no girth!

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

We love to use our platform at "Homo's Modern Life" to tell our fellow queers and allies what's inspiring us. Right now, that's HBO's "We're Here" (@werehere), and we were fortunate enough to once again host both of the show's handsome, talented, and pumpkin pie sweet creators. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE: JOHNNIE INGRAM (@johnnieinstagram) AND STEPHEN WARREN! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, the tearrrrrs, the tearrrrrs! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, tearrrrrs! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, tearrrrrs! Listen to this episode, go back and listen to our season premiere episode with Bob the Drag Queen (@bobthedragqueen), and then watch "We're Here" on HBO Max. For us, this show is about the power of visibility and acceptance. As Tyler puts it, "We're Here" is an example of how much fun we all can have together when we celebrate what makes us different. Look at the world right now. This reality is hard to achieve, but the people behind "We're Here" are doing their part. Please do yours. Protect and cherish your fellow queers. Support the rights of your trans family. Be here with us.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

How have we been THIS gay for THIS long and NOT had a Halloween episode? Well, the witches have finally finished their brew, so now your ear holes are in for a treat, and that's no trick! Tyler and Andy talk the 2021 Oaklawn block party and close the case (gap?) on whether you can go "hole's out" on the streets or not. HML's got some hot costume ideas in case you still haven't figured out what to be, and the boys speculate on what they might do next year. Will Tyler triumphantly return to drag? Will Andy recover his lost childhood memories of Halloween? Has Tyler always been a witch!? It will haunt you if you miss this episode... *Cue rainbow ghost attack*

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

"Ruff! Yip, yip! Howwwwwwwwl!" That's "gather round for a new episode" in canine, because we're talkin' puppy play! Tyler and Andy invited Mutt-sician Trent Rush (@trentrushmusic) to bark about his alternative rock band, "The Wild Frontiers" (@thewildfrontiers), and things quickly got kinky. While wearing the hood would be too much for Tyler's delicate constitution, HML was happy to be trained. Trent talks about his journey towards finding his pack and what being a part of sex-positive kink communities means to him. We hope this episode reaches anyone struggling to honor their own specificity, either in art or in life. It can take a long time to find yourself, and don't be afraid of animal control. Be sure to download all of Trent's music after you finish the episode, and let your fabulous freak flag fly! We woof you!

Hosts:

Tyler- @Homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Andy and Tyler finally touch tips! That's right, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the boys finally compare the sizes of their... noses. HML's talking aesthetics on this one, folks. Nails, do you have 'em? Do you want 'em? DM us with your fiercest colors and designs! In traditional HML style, this episode goes in 69 different directions. Want to know what isn't the best corn dog at the State Fair? Want to hear Andy confuse the "Twilight Zone" theme with the "X-Files" theme? Let's get down to business to defeat the buns! As you know, hot boy Autumn is in full force, so you may get a sneak peak at what Andy and Tyler are wearing for Gay Christmas this year. You're welcome in advance.

Send us a tip on Cash App for a hot screen grab of Andy and Tyler's noses (basically) making love.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

What's up modern queers and friends!? We've missed you and your lovely attention, but trust that in our time apart we've cooked up a fresh batch of HML content. That's right, we have many delicious guests booked for the next few months, with many more sure to follow. Now get that drum roll ready, because none other than the living legend herself, Bob the Drag Queen (@bobthedragqueen), has joined us for our premiere. Speaking of premieres, Bob stars on HBO's "We're Here," and the first episode releases on October 11, 2021. As our quintessentially quality queers discuss on the pod, this special TV gem is about so much more than awe-inspiring drag, and really captures the feeling of togetherness that we think marginalized people are longing for. Getting the inside scoop on what shakes Bob's bacon is just a click away! Subscribe to our show and listen in for tasty tidbits like Bob's hot take on spooky TikTokers, whether or not Mary's a hugger, and so much more. We know you're gonna watch "We're Here" with us, so slide into our DM's or shoot us an email ([email protected]) with your "reactionations." It's good to be home and in great company. HML would like to give a special thanks to Bob for being so gracious, courteous, and fabulously fascinating.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! We just turned one-hundreeeeed... and now we're gonna rest. Thanks for downloading and listening to our 100th recording where "Homo's Modern Life" looks back on the successes, internet issues (which came back with a vengeance for this one), icepocalypses, exciting special guests, drunken rants, evil cranes, game shows, closet convos, and the epic HML bromance which brings every gay element together under that great big DFW rainbow. Tyler and Andy will always be there for each other, as you know, and we will always be here for you! Seriously, go through our episode list and catch some of those oldie but goodies you might have missed. We're going to take a month off, but don't worry, we'll return in October at some point after things have gotten good and spooky. Email us or hit us up on Instagram about what you'd like to see in season three. We have many an evil plan for making HML even better, but we're always interested in your QUEERies. Stay safe, play hard, and we'll see you soon!

*Disclaimer* - this episode was recorded a few weeks ago, so if you're a loyal follower of HML lore, you'll catch the time jumps. It was our 100th recording, even though it's our 101st Dalmatian. Woof you!

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

HML history has been made! For the first time in two seasons, a guest appeared on our podcast totally naked! And let me tell you honey bunnies, we're proud that the one to do it was Dakota Payne (@dakotapayneofficial) *wink wink*. Nakedness, after all, doesn't grow any juicier. We apologize for the audio only (for now, *double wink wink*) format of zee show in this particular cirCUMstance, but our conversation is more than tasty enough to whet your appetite. Andy and Tyler talk with this sexual connoisseur about wearing Jessica Simpson pumps while getting fucked, that sweet swirl of vanilla and kink, and muchessssssss to the moressssssss. As sugary as he his spicy, this Dakota Payne sungae is one you won't want to split from. Dig in, Queens! Feel free to eat messy.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Where u goin'? Where we goin'? As our team approaches the end of our season two, HML is looking forward to what's on the horizon. Stay tuned for lots of exciting announcements about upcoming game shows, panels, live events, collaborations, and more! On this classic Tyler on Andy episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the bois talk about moving. We all do it, and we've all be "friended" into helping others do it, but what makes some moving ventures more taxing than others? Get inside the podcast truck, box yourself into this episode, and let us move you. We appreciate all you special listeners who regularly ride the vehicle of our voices. After all, a road trip is only as good as its passengers.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

In the immortal words of Mrs. Kasha Davis: "there's always time for a cocktail." HML's philosophy is take it off the apps and into the restaurant as soon as possible. Grindr and Tinder and all the other r's are great facilitators, but that long term connection is up to us. Tyler and Andy tell you what they think makes for a great or mediocre first date, and don't worry potential lover, Tyler may still kiss you even if things were slightly on the boring side. For all their hot tips and tricks, you'll have to download the episode, but here are a few teasers: 1. Don't drop online conversations that are clearly leading up to a meet up (if you like the person that is), 2. Have courage and tell the person you don't want to continue seeing them when you feel like you no longer want to see them, and 3. space out showing them the exotic sights in your emotional menagerie. The path towards a shared truth may not be paved in a day!

Hosts:

Tyler: @homosmodernlife

Andy: @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin: @squidlegs