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The HML Channel was wild today, dear friends! As you know, things are f****** hot in Texas right now, and the temperature doesn't drop for today's podcast. Tyler and Andy were visited by the man, the myth, the legend, and the perkiest nipples on YouTube. Do we even have to say the name of this hunk with all da spunk? For most queers, he's a household name. For the tragically uninitiated, it's Davey f****** Wavey season on "Homo's Modern Life." That's right, Davey Wavey (@officialdaveywavey) gave HML an exclusive on robot BJ's, playing with toes, what it takes to get him into bed (or into your heart), and so much more. Let it be known that this gay icon is everything you want him to be when you meet him. We hope you enjoy our conversation with this sweet, responsible, honest, and hardworking homo hero as much as we did. Make sure you subscribe to his YouTube channel and Himeros.TV, because, along with many of the sex gods in his videos, integrity always comes.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Not all gays are all about wild dancing, drugs, and sex. Like, duh. However, THIS episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about all of those things, because while we are about so much more, sometimes it's our duty to raise that booty. No matter your choice speed, and we're talking vibes here, this is an episode you can roll with. Are you curious about that unicorn horn, glowing short shorts, and rainbow harness life? Tyler and Andy have the inside scoop on our community's ultimate EDM fantasy world: the Circuit Party. We hope our innocent little convo inspires you to get messy, make mistakes, and coordinate a safety plan for when you are making said mistakes. You can always call us for a ride home on our magic school bus, just don't blame us for your hickeys or hangovers.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

One hot, hard dose of reality isn't enough. We've speculated about what happens behind the camera before, but on this extra special episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we finally cross over! Tune in to hear the production wizard himself, Paul Alley (@thepaulalley), invite Tyler and Andy into the wonderfully wacky world of reality TV casting. You might be surprised by what goes into the process, and if that reality check doesn't gag you, then one of Paul's anecdotes will. We're not saying pigeons are at one point involved... but at one one point freaking pigeons are involved. Look forward to hot goss on "Drag Race," the upcoming update to "Legends of the Hidden Temple," and so much mas! Are you silver snakes and green monkeys ready? Don't sashay away! The tribe has spoken, and this episode definitely receives a rose.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

A homo's modern life wouldn't be complete without movies, honey. I mean let's face it, many drag queens would never have reached their peak fierceness without the influence of silver screen slayers like Veronica Lake, Kim Novak, and of course... Marilyn... Tyler and Andy talk cinema from the classics to the cults with Dave White and Alonso Duralde, the beary charming hosts of "Linoleum Knife" (@linoleumcast). With a healthy balance of class and sass, HML's guests take an intimate look at Tyler's top ten favorite films of all time. Will these married movie buffs brand Ty's taste with their highly coveted "Knife" of approval? You'll have to listen to find out. That's right, we're serving you Master of Suspense realness! Thanks for checking out our rear end window.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Sometimes reality bites... That's why the goddesses (examples of these celestial creatures being: Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and RuPaul herself) gave us reality TV. Tyler and Andy sit back with their poppers and popcorn for a good old fashioned look back, reminiscing on some of the most iconic (and largely female led) reality shows of all time. This was a full bowl to digest, so the HML boys invited over a deep friend of the pod (yes, I borrowed that from "Race Chaser"), Wayne Holtz (@wayneholtz_), an electrifying expert on pop-culture and the sensationally sensual host of "The Wayne Holtz Podcast." This one's a banger for the ears! The cuckoo cock has struck twelve inches, so download this episode before it turns back into an episode of "Laguna Beach" where someone has a First World problem.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Get it out of your pretty little head that the toughest sports are only for the heteronormative crowd. This week on "Homo's Modern Life," Tyler and Andy sit down with Devin Ibañez (@thatgayrugger), the out and proud pro rugby player with a heart of gold. And speaking of golden boys, his super supportive partner, Fergus Wade (@ferguswade), a musical theatre and fashion aficionado, is on the field for this podcast. Just because he's hot doesn't mean he's a benchwarmer. In fact, Fergus played a big role in connecting Devin's social media with struggling members of the LGBTQ community. Devin himself fights for legal advocacy and community programs for trans people, and it's clear to HML that these two powerhouses are strongest together. HML chats long-distance relationships, which region of "Drag Race" is best, and so much more. Don't drop the ball by not listening! Look, the sooner you click play, the sooner my sports puns will stop...

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Today is a very special day. Not only is it our 40th episode in season two (we've come so far and we couldn't have done it without you! *cue tears*), but we finally complete the epic "Bottom" trilogy. This week, we're looking at what we can eat to better prepare our holy selves for what comes after that romantic dinner. You wanna be a better bottom? Listen to this episode and then eat with Brad (@bradkgardner) on www.eatwithbrad.com. He's basically the plant-based food whisperer, and he spices up this HML recipe with his warm heart and hot takes. Add a pinch of Tyler and a dash of Andy and "VOILA!" you've made your ears a delicious treat.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

Hey there HML fans! We apologize if anyone had a problem downloading our May 25, 2021 episode that depicted our pre-election conversation with District 2 Dallas City Councilman Jesse Moreno. I've re-uploaded our chat with him here, because trying to update the original episode wasn't working. Thanks for your patience and for sticking with us. If you're in the DFW area, join us at JR's on Saturday, June 26, 2021 @ 2pm for a congrats party in Jesse's honor. "Homo's Modern Life" is very excited for all he'll bring to the table. Happy Pride Month everyone!

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

From our HML family to yours, we wish you the happiest of Prides. We're curious. How much rainbow colored apparel do you own? DM us. Email us. Tweet us. Send a" Harry Potter" owl or a "Game of Thrones" raven. This is a big month for queerosexuals, and it seems many corporations across America have figured that out. Tyler and Andy chat about which aspects of this activate their cynical and optimistic sides. The boys also sit down with the wild in all the right ways Wesley Smoot. He tells them all about "Unleashed LGBTQ" (@unleashedlgbtq), the SXSW by/for queer people, and you'll want to hear about it too. Thanks for spending some of this special month with us!

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs

We promised you from the power bottoms of our hearts that we would bring you more professional studs. Honey, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we deliver that and then some. Tyler and Andy get under the sheets with not one... not two... but THREE mouth watering men who have let it all hang out for our viewing pleasure. Jackson Reed (@Jacksonreedxxx), Jett Jax (@Sethaaron), and Dante Micuccio talk about everything from sandal spankings to drowning fetish boundaries. Butt (yes, things get very peachy) that's not all! These three stallions engage in a gag worthy game of "This or That" which will definitely have you reaching for tissues. No gurl, it won't for tears.

Hosts:

Tyler- @homosmodernlife

Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:

Collin- @squidlegs