Sandy’s hair lurks in the darkness. Nancy’s full skill set is not being utilized to best advantage. Grammar is not a rich people thing. Owen goes to Neil for love advice, for some reason. Sydney eats a plastic swan.

The coven gathers. Jimmy has a bag of bread. Sofia is back with all of her names and all of her car innuendoes. JT is a poet. Owen’s fever dreams are getting really intense. Is this a department store, or is it a metaphor for Sandy’s barren inner life? Libbie inadvertently draws inspiration from Swans Crossing.

This episode is a sartorial nightmare. Sydney is an effing mess. JT’s wearing his angriest underpants. Nancy dons a polyester potato sack and calls it sleepwear. Plus: someone hacked into the mainframe.

The cucking contract is officially broken! Garrett and Mila were definitely making out. Sydney is trapped in a gothic novel. Owen likes swelling. Jimmy rides a motorcycle. We discuss who’s the flouncing type and who is not.

Nancy has her power suit on. Symbolic catcher’s masks abound. Jimmy is still a very angry wizard. Grant Booth is running for mayor! Saja is tripping, again. Sydney has to make her fateful decision. The terms of the Cucking Contract are on the line.

This episode is a whole entire fever dream. Actual love is mentioned. Coach Gourami is bad at his job. Garrett is hanged in effigy. Jimmy is a very angry wizard.

We question Owen’s sartorial choices. Barek is extremely inappropriate with Callie and with everyone, really. Saja can bend space-time. Neil and JT know a lot about soap operas. Sandy is depressed again. Garrett has shark eyes. Sydney leans on a LOT of trees.

Someone’s having a Fiji fantasy feast. Callie wants to punch Garrett and so do we. Jimmy screws up his shoulder…again! Illicit boners abound. Down with the old masters; up with the psycho swans.

Jazz sexually harasses a child. Owen is drumming in an alternate dimension. Nancy is fully caked. Jimmy is a James Dean Type. Sydney and Garrett almost kiss. Saja is tempted by a hot dog like Jesus in the wilderness.

Some of the Actual Law Crimes that occurred in the town of Swans Crossing on July 6, 1992. Regular eps return on the 10th!