It's our very first midseason bonus episode! Jimmy is definitely a wizard and here is proof. Regular episodes return July 10!

Saja is high. Jimmy gets dumped. The Countess is having a psychotic break. We have so many feelings about everyone’s outfits. Garrett, Sydney, and Mila get as close as 14-year-olds ever do to having a threesome; it’s very uncomfortable. Happy end of Season 1!

Rich people have a lot of phones. We discover the metaphysical nature of Swans Crossing. JT really pisses Nathan off. Garrett is a creepy, entitled dolphin. A mysterious holographic VHS is delivered to every cool, hip teen in town.

Callie and Jimmy tinker and tonker. Neil hates girls, like, A LOT. JT passively upholds the patriarchy. Mila’s room is so intensely pink. Sydney and Garrett have an… uh… “arrangement.”

Chaos at the docks. Underwater somersaults. Sydney and Garrett are front-page news. Owen has a rich fantasy life. Sofia tells Callie ALL her names. Everyone unwinds with a nice recovery soda. WHAT ABOUT SYDNEY?

Sydney settles on an outfit. Owen realizes Sandy exists. JT's truest love of all is revealed. Nancy is both evil and back from Aruba. Mila finally shows up in Swans Crossing.

The wheels of Garrett’s intricate plot begin to turn. Neil's radio/phone/pager system has us confused yet intrigued. Sydney is a terrible hostess. Nathan learns about Greek mythology. Never give up.

The big stupid head of Fabian. Some Pyramus & Thisbe sh*t. Vehicular innuendo. JT sleeps in a hammock. When life gives you lemons…

Rumors fly about a new girl who's moving to town. Garrett is a prick. Sandy is a doormat.

Sydney's back. Garrett's back. A mysterious aquatic stranger arrives in SC. Owen got the car.