Green Cows Don't Fly

This week sees the Green Cows hanging around toilets but not in a seedy way. Air Hand Dryers, Paper Towel Dispensers, Roller Towels and dropping sensitive electronic devices down the loo are on the menu. Also, hear how B. nearly ran over a soldier running beside a hedge in full camo gear - the soldier that is not B. Meanwhile, Jon recalls the early days of jumbo toilet roll selling and his shame of demonstrating their anti-pilfering benefits in the middle of a leading F1 car manufacturer's reception area.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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This week Jon's reflecting that being outside the demographic of chuggers has its benefits. Pretending to be on his phone is no longer necessary. Meanwhile, B's misty-eyed about running... before her knees went. And as if that's not enough, they discuss the lost art of knowing all the neighbours in your street, grocery delivery drivers, cats, dogs and horse whisperers. You'll not want to miss it.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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You know how it is. One minute you're broadcasting to your fan, the next you're racked with excruciating pain as vicious cramp strikes completely out of the blue. It happened to Jon mid-show. But Luckily B. was there to rally round with soothing guffaws of totally unsympathetic laughter. Add to this incident, much insightful discussion on motorway services, butterflies, amusement parks, council bins and golf catering... then this week... Green Cows are truly spoiling you.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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It's quite possible B & Jon ought not to be allowed in front of mics. In this episode they muse it would be fun had lightsabers been made of Toblerone. In a duel, the loser would be the one whose lightsaber had been nibbled away, triangle-by-triangle, when getting too close to their opponent. And if that's not silly enough there are dreams about sinister posh gangster kids, footprints coming out of solid walls, not to mention joining the wrong queue at the ferry terminal.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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B's in a quandary over Oppenheimer or Barbie and Jon's wondering when popcorn became the recognised accompaniment to UK cinema viewing. And what's become of the girl with a torch wearing a trough packed with mini ice creams and slurpy Kia Oras? Then there's the question of your kitchen gadgetry. - used daily or languishing at the back of a dark cupboard?

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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We're nothing if not diverse and in this week's episode we discuss: British service levels, motorway repairs, health and safety, soft top sportscars and not smoking. But not only that, in a podcasting first we introduce our new in-show feature: "Is there anything embarrassing in your drawer?" Honestly, the lengths we go to to entertain. It's another level.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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In a packed show B and Jon begin with air fresheners before moving onto wine buffs. Of course that leads to serving suggestions on food packaging, daytime TV so-called fashion experts, button misalignment on clothes, the soap opera police drama wannabee trend and last but not least book reviews.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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This week B.& Jon wrestle with the tricky concept of the birth of the Universe, before moving on to why Americans call herbs erbs? Add to this heady mix of un-fact-checked, questionable dodgy intellectualism, the concept of goldfish being able to watch EastEnders from inside their bowls, then you have a show to miss out on at you peril.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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Join B. & Jon in yet another wide-raging and rambling conversation. This time there is foody talk aplenty, discarded static caravans and jelly babies. But that's barely the half of it. Add in second hand trousers and going into hiding and the picture is complete. Or as complete as it's likely to be with the Green Cows..

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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This week B & Jon discuss chilli mishaps, mouth made music, electric fans, piano lessons, music students and six somewhat bizarre demises through the annals of history. Honestly, it's a veritable laugh-an-every-few-minutes-rollercoaster of an episode. You'd be crazy not to listen.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

Music Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG. GCDF Logo Created by: The guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053

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