Green Cows Don't Fly

Well, B & Jon are just about back together again after last week's lost show catastrophe, but it's an uneasy truce. Nevertheless, a stroll down memory lane recalls booking cheap but often nonexistent flights on Teletext, cutting up old bank cards, a useless Dragon's Den pitch and rifling through Sir Elton John's bins.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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There's been a technical hitch in the studio this week. Jon's flying solo as B's in a deep sulk after he wiped the best show they ever recorded. Now he's going to have to send a lot of flowers, expensive confectionary and cakes if the show is to continue. Watch this space.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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This week sees another esoteric chat with B & Jon as they discuss: curry then move on to dim sum in Chinatown. This naturally leads to daily walks, dog walkers and their charges, not to mention spring magnolia blossoms. A quick left turn sees them talking about printers and the Internet before they head for the tape discussing plotting their respective novels.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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Just when you think the show couldn't get any more random... it goes and does. When is a city not a city? Did (as per the urban myth) Queen Victoria not like Reading? And as for old Catus Decianus, Procurator of Roman Britain. Did he really have 10 bums? Well, listener... get listening.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected]

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It's Friday again and time for your weekly dose of aimless rambling nonsense. So in a diverse show we discuss fig mustard, foody TV travelogues, the time Jon's band (sort of) appeared on the Belgian version of The Archers and when B's chatting in the make up chair saw her end up on the cutting room floor..

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected]

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This week's show features more live Googling, Scooby Doo and playwright Samuel Beckett before the highlight when B livestreams her binmen not picking up a picture frame from a neighbour's bin. It's cutting edge stuff.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected]

Music Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG. GCDF Logo Created by: The guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053

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In another Joycean style stream of consciousness conversation, B & Jon start with business speak and the attendant vacuous drivel that goes with it. Needless to say they take several forks in the road going forward, including Trout Pout Junction and unexpected celebrity encounters. You couldn't make it up... well actually they can and do.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected]

Music Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG. GCDF Logo Created by: The guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053

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Choices, eh? Love 'em or loathe them we all have them. So when B's neighbour's young daughter asks :"Where would you rather find yourself? Prison or a Home for the Elderly?" you can be sure of a fun-filled fifteen minutes. This of course leads on to becoming a prison Kingpin's plaything, inaccurate book research on Google, guitar plectrums, and inevitably, random encounters with Al Murray.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected]

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Jon's acquired a bread maker, so naturally this weeks deep dive is on all things bread. But in true Green Cows style that inevitably leads on to vinegar, cheese, old music hall jokes and random recipes. They also pose the question: when there's no one around does King Charles sit in his vest and Y-fronts watching telly and dipping naan bread in his curry sauce? Find out by listeneing.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected]

Music Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG. GCDF Logo Created by: The guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053

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In the first proper None Show B. & Jon discuss washing up. This of course leads to them exploring such topics as pets with butler service, how the early cave dwellers invented cooking, the sad now almost extinction of Christmas Cards, regifting and not to mention many other washing-up related topics.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected]

Music Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG. GCDF Logo Created by: The guys at Multiverse of Badness Podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/multiverse-of-badness-comic-book-review/id1597649053

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