Green Cows Don't Fly

In another packed show.B's been the target of a mass mosquito attack and she's not best pleased. Jon thinks it could be down to climate change as the UK's getting warmer with each passing year. What's the best song to sing when performing CPR? B knows someone who is unaware that water is necessary to cook pasta and Jon's boyhood failed attempts at kite-flying.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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This week Jon has a rant about the proliferation of funeral adverts. Seems there's an army of oldies out there in TV land relishing the prospect of ending their days as soon as possible. Also, what nut does it for you? Pistachio, Cashew or the plain and humble Peanut? And... say you were the reflection in the mirror and the reflection was actually you? Cue X Files music.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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B and Jon ponder Gloucester's Cheese Rolling 2023 and muse on why it's not fallen foul of 'Elf an' Safety'. But not only that, gasp as they improv a classic style WW2 movie right before your ears. And would you buy a palace or "get the men in" to fix up your current abode were you lucky enough to scoop a fortune on the Lottery?

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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Jon's been cutting a dash at the golf club with a pair of rather loud shorts that have caught the eye of the greens committee. Meanwhile, B's had a strange encounter with a creepy guy in Tesco. And if all that wasn't bad enough, why have more than 415 souls come to a sticky end in rural Midsomer?

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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You'd think discussion topics on the show couldn't get any more diverse, wouldn't you? But hold that thought - because this week its TV ad breaks full of sprightly OAPs only too keen to get in a queue and shuffle of this mortal coil. But not only that B. and Jon discuss builders bums and talking parrots, that actually don't... talk that is,

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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Once again authors B and Jon have a plateful of waffle and they're happy to share it. Perms, potholes, dogs and cars are all grist to their mill as they take you through another bizarre stream of consciousness ramble. Confused? No need to be. Just think what a James Joyce podcast might be like..

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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No one can accuse the show of being samey. Once again, this week's episode delivers drivel in spades as B & Jon discuss noisy electric kettles, Star Trek replicator technology and impending execution. Before rounding it all off with an impromptu game of Dead Composer Play Your Cards Right.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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Once again topics are wide-ranging. Starting with the unsettling phenomenon of spontaneous combustion, B. & Jon progress to discuss crop circles, first contact, and the recent UK Coronation. Jon finds himself having to mount a stout defence over the state of his kitchen worktops. And finally, would you accept a cup of tea in a house with a persistent and clinging unpleasant odour? No. Neither would they.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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This week we look at the phenomenon known as being "Between Trousers". Something that can affect us all when we least expect it. B. has been suffering just such a crisis lately. Meanwhile, Jon feels bank holidays should be on a Friday - not Monday. Is your glass half full or half empty? It's important to consider in the world of sales. Then there's a first as B. & Jon play the lottery live on air in the hope of scooping the rollover jackpot of £160 million pounds.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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There's an uneasy truce between B & Jon as the infamous "lost show incident" is still a sore point. But professionalism prevails and in another eclectic conversation they chew the cud over Star Trek, Top Gear, The worst cars they ever had, potholes and traffic cones.

B. is available for audiobook narration, voice acting and voiceover work.as well as presenting; any acting jobs really, especially if you have an Oscar winning script and Quentin T as the director. Contact her here: [email protected] If you'd like to suggest a topic for us to discuss the please do email us: [email protected]

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