Green Cows Don't Fly

Grandolf reunites the questers using his thought superpowers and they resume the quest. But a short stop for refreshments takes a terrifying turn when they suddenly find themselves caught in the webs of hideous metallic arachnoid creatures. Meanwhile, Brian has drawn up a personal horoscope for B. But why is he being so nice?

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Frank Pence brings King Tightarse up to speed with a report on the progress of the conquest of Holographia. Meanwhile, back in the Forest of Lost Souls things have taken an alarming turn for the questers.

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Captain Cartanno turns the ship / boat / galleon around and now the Questers must press on. They cross the Not So Scary Mountains by way of a secret tunnel only to encounter Bastardo Elves in the Forest of Lost Souls, where things start to look bad for The German Guy. Brian's horoscope this week is for Poppy, the Miniature Pinscher.

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Now with the quest back on track, there seems to be some confusion about exactly what chapter they are on. It's fourteen but it could be  thirteen or maybe even fifteen. Confusion abounds. Brian delivers a perfectly tailored horoscope for Janice but will she be any the wiser after his predictions?

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A shoal of mythical Jongrons approaches the boat. This fishy race may just hold the key to getting the quest back on the road. However, to move things forward Grandolf's superpowers are put to the test. This week's horoscope has something of a French flavour when listener Jean Pierre contacts the show.

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The Questers are stuck on Fartopia but they now await a decision from the Booming Voices Above. If the Wangeroo they have thrown in the dice game is approved it could see them back on track once again. Brian gives another horoscope reading for all Capricorns.

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The Quester's must play a deadly game of chance. Can they throw a Wangeroo? It's only ever been done once before. Kray Zell proves himself to be no Stephen Hawking and the galleon is being drawn ever closer to the centre of the VORTEX

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The Questers cast off on the high seas of Holographia sampling club lounge luxury and treats all the way. Problem is, they're heading to the wrong destination. Meanwhile, Brian's clearly got out of the wrong side of the bed if his star reading is anything to go by.

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The Questers meet with Holographia's Council of Elders in preparation for the new mission. The mysterious Captain Cartanno joins them along with the Youngest Elder, as aboard Cartanno's Galleon they set sail for foreign lands. Meanwhile Brian has been revisiting David Bowie's back catalogue for some cosmic inspiration.

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King Tightarse is in the middle of a spinning session (his arse must get tighter!) when Frank Pence arrives with some bad news.

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