Green Cows Don't Fly

Green Cows Don't Fly

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Green Cows Don't Fly episodes

  • Season 2 Chapter 7. Not Quite So Clean

    The Questers arrive on Holographia and start making plans to save it. Mrs Gubbins, Grandolf's cleaner, may not be what she appears to be. Meanwhile, The UK's is basking in a heatwave and enduring record temperatures of forty degrees plus. And Brain has to take the week off after suffering heat exhaustion when playing the the Tin Man in panto.

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    31 min
  • Season 2 Chapter 6. The Pharse Hole Reopened

    It's time to travel to Holographia to save Bob's race. But who can help reseal the Pharse Hole when the questers teleport through? Step forward Grandolf's pub cleaner, Mrs. Gubbins, to save the day, or will she? Meanwhile, Brian reveals he and Gerald share a pair of rather tight trousers.

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    27 min
  • Season 2 Chapter 5. The Thing In The Cellar

    The Questers make plans to re-open the Pharse Hole and new recruit, Moonbeam Dawning, finds himself facing an evil Blargog in Grandolf's cellar. Can he defeat it? Meanwhile, Brian prepares a personal horoscope for Ologia.

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    28 min
  • Season 2 Chapter 4 - I'm Not Paying That!

    We meet new Baddie, King Tightarse and his personal Coin Polisher, Franc Pence. The cost of everything is rising and the King's not happy about that. Something needs to be done so he can save on dragon food and use the savings to fund his holiday in Benidorm.

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    25 min
  • Season 2 Chapter 3. Close Encounters Of The Battery Kind

    Jon's got Covid but struggles on manfully. Meanwhile, Bob's nearly out of charge and in danger of switching to standby. And now with their new pact to save Bob's Homeworld, Holographia, the gang sets off for Brighton once more in the hope of being able to decipher the meaning of strange lights that have been appearing in the sky.

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    27 min
  • Season 2: Chapter 2 Look Who's Back.

    It's all the twos and the gang's back in town with some unfinished business to take care of. Bob needs help and he needs it fast before he bleeps his last. And for no particular reason at all, Brian has a personal horoscope reading which sets him thinking about taking his skills in a new direction. 


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    34 min
  • Season 2: Book 2: Chapter 1 - B.O.B Phone Home

    Chapter 1 of Book 2 of The TRILOGY: The Quester's Guide To Saving It (the Other World, That Is) 

    Strange lights in the sky are causing concern. PM Horace Jobson calls for calm. But might it be Bob's Homeworld, Holographia, is now under threat and Bob's needed back there PDQ to save it? Prepare to suspend you incredulity to the max as B & Jon almost laugh themselves directly into A&E, when, one again, the gang gets together for another epic quest.

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    25 min
  • Season 2 Episode 2. Yes, Mr President

    Jon and B talk ideas for the sequel. Meanwhile Brian buys the coffees, and Gerald, his friend, submits another idea which he hopes Jon and B use for the Green Cows pod: a biography of an American president. The only problem is, half of it can't be published and anyway, the CIA may not approve.

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    20 min
  • Season 2 Episode 1. Molecular Codology

    B and Jon are back and wondering what to do for series 2. Listening in as the creative process unfolds. And whether they like it or not, Brian is back and he has a friend called Gerald who is rather keen to get involved.


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    21 min
  • Show 29. General Nonsense & Blatant Stalling

    This week Jon and B entertain (or try to) you with a bit of general nonsense because they're very busy releasing the Quester's Guide. And they're discussing their new show.


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    13 min

About Green Cows Don't Fly

From the publisher's feed

Writers B. and Jon are co-hosts of Green Cows Don't Fly. Once upon a time they enlisted the help of A I to write two fantasy quest novels which are now available on Amazon here https://amzn.to/3MIZKoh…