Green Cows Don't Fly

"How did Brian become the voice of The Quester's Guide?" That's the most common question we're asked by listeners. So we've decided to let you hear for yourselves. 

During extensive auditions last year Brian came to read for us and it very quickly emerged that he was the only man for the job. 

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They said we couldn't do it... no, hang on. That's it, they said DON'T do it, PLEASE - but we did anyway. Here's how the idea came about for the Quester's Guide To Saving It. Just two writers, A I and too much time on their hands. Features material from the first 3 and previously unreleased shows that found their way straight onto the cutting room floor. But in this age of recycling and no waste - here you go. You're welcome.

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The quest is over. Time now for B & Jon to take stock and consider a bid from movie director, Peter Jeegson, who's interested in optioning The Quester’s Guide. And despite turning his nose up at the project to begin with, Brian's keen to get involved in any new venture, believing whatever it may be, his vocal skills are worthy of a role more upfront and centre. 

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The end. It's the end. Of the story that is, not of the podcast. The podcast will go on. It's the conclusion of the story, and we find out who wins the world: Grandolf or Phlardarse. Is Earth safe? Will we live happily ever after? Or will we all soon speak Pharsical and bow to a chubby despot? Well, tune in to find out.

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In this episode, the questers find out why less is more when it comes to singing. It looks like they may just win against Phlardy's army. Then someone unleashes the mighty sword, Glabberdong ...

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The questers have only just arrived in Brighton and the body count is already going up. So don't stand in their way or you'll get stabbed. Grumpy Grandolph! Their search for the key of Svert continues and they have a hot lead of where it can be found.

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The Pharse Hole is open and the coordinates are set for earth. But will King Phlardarse fit through the hole? Because he still hasn't lost any weight. Luckily, he's wearing his corset and compression pants. He's ready. But is he really? He's forgotten something. Thank goodness Scheiner is by his side.

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The showdown between Grandolf and Barbage is in full swing and the battle soon becomes quite epic, not. It's touch and go, not. Luckily, Grandolf is an expert at reading body language, not. Barbage has four boobs, yes she does, and they (the boobs, that is) seem to be the barometer for how well the fight is going for her, or not. And who ordered an Uber and why? All this, and much more, happens when you let A I have a go at writing.

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Well, it's showdown time. Can Grandolf and co defeat Barbage III and resume their quest to save the world? A big storm kicks up. It's so bad (the storm, that is) that Hilda and Brian decide to go home (whoever Hilda and Brian are). They really should have gone to Spain. Eh?

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The bus carrying the questers hangs precariously off the pier at Worthing. Will it fall into the sea (the bus, that is) and send our heroes to their certain death? Or can a little girl and her love for ice cream save them? And what's that dingy doing, rowing across the Channel from France? This episode is full of questions for which there are no sensible answers.

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