Green Cows Don't Fly

Green Cows Don't Fly

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Green Cows Don't Fly episodes

  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 8. - Let's Get Ready to Rambo, sorry, I mean, Ramble, oh no. Damn it. I mean Rumble.

    A fight breaks out in the loft, but who is fighting who and why? And who will win? All that and a bit more will be revealed as we resume the story with chapter 8.


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    24 min
  • Christmas Special 2021 - Christmas Crackers

    In this is standalone short story featuring Pub Landlord, Grandolf Smith, before he was chosen to save the world, we feature a heartwarming festive tale full of peace, joy and goodwill to all (yeah, right). Our A I has turned its hand to Christmas, but as usual seems not to have quite got the hang of it. All sorts of things happen in Tesco's car park but not many like this.

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    23 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 7. A Gunshot In The Bar Means A Killer Isn’t Far

    Someone has been shot and someone else appears to be a... sorry, no spoilers. Featuring a gripping death scene with more final breaths than there are fans queuing at a typical GRR Martin book signing, you're just going to have to listen to find out if they, our questers, that is, can still save humanity with all this stuff going on. 

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    25 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 6. Dragon Flight Into The Night Is Far From Alright

    Jon and B are back with another episode. In this chapter, Grandolf, Bob and Faybreeze are faced with certain disaster. The map dragons have been released. The map has been torn in two. Oh sheet. A torn map is a useless map. They can't save the world without an intact map. How are they going to fix that little problem? Just when they think they've sorted it, something really bad happens downstairs in the bar.

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    19 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 3. Saving Humanity

    Grandolf is back, and he hasn't got rid if his new friend, Bob the hologram, yet. Is Bob still drunk? For those listeners who like fantasy, we give you: an otherworldly king with a silly name, who wants to invade earth but is too fat to fit through the rift in the space-time continuum which has an equally ridiculous name. Oh, and there's a quest to save humanity. By the way, hologram Bob likes to sing karaoke. ABBA are his fave.

    Are B and Jon being followed by Russian spies? Maybe. Tune in to find out. But they probably aren't.

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    28 min
  • Green Cows Don't Fly - Trailer
    Welcome to the trailer for the Green Cows Don’t Fly podcast. Writers, B and Jon, have a grand vision to co-write the greatest genre mashup novel in literary history, but in a totally cutting edge way. Tune into episode one to find out more. Every week they meet in the Green Room Café to discuss the work in progress although in truth, they just want to stuff their faces with coffee and cake. Like all good authors, they get side-tracked (read: procrastinate), and instead of writing, they talk a lot, about a lot, and some of the time it’s actually coherent. For example, did you know the master of suspense was frightened of eggs? Well, there you are! Take that to your next dinner party and amaze everyone.
     Launching November '21 & Updated every Friday (the podcast, not the cows) because: Green Cows Don't Fly.

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    4 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 2. Drunk In The Attic

    Drunk In The Attic

    Exhausted from throwing dead Russians in his (talking) dumpster, Grandolf fetches a bottle of his homebrewed blackcurrant wine. But when he opens the bottle, he finds a mysterious device inside. Then something weird happens, actually, a whole load of weird stuff happens - you're just going to have to listen - and Grandolf is given the quest of a lifetime (the kind of quest a certain famous Hollywood actor might just be very envious of). Luckily, Grandolf has particular set of (useless) skills to help him succeed.And have you ever seen the face of someone famous in a cornflake? If you have and it was amazing, write to us at [email protected].

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    27 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 1. Out Back In The Car Park

    AI (Artificial Intelligence, that is) has delivered the goods and the stage is set. Meet Grandolf, a disgraced actor, now owner of the All Evil Arms pub. Having been forced to give up a career in Hollywood (he had an argument with Sylvester Stallone), Grandolf has settled in a remote UK village for a quiet life, but out back in the carpark is a rubbish container. A very strange rubbish container.

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    17 min

About Green Cows Don't Fly

From the publisher's feed

Writers B. and Jon are co-hosts of Green Cows Don't Fly. Once upon a time they enlisted the help of A I to write two fantasy quest novels which are now available on Amazon here https://amzn.to/3MIZKoh…