Green Cows Don't Fly

Green Cows Don't Fly

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Green Cows Don't Fly episodes

  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 18. All Aboard Are A Bit Bored, Until …

    The Questers are on the bus to Brighton, doing bus passenger things (like looking out of the window and kicking the seat in front), when all of a sudden ... Oh my God ... the worst thing of all worst things that could possibly happen on a bus happens. It might just be the end of the Quest.


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    27 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 17. A Bus Ride Beside The Tide

    They may be in Bognor but that doesn't mean the end of the quest. Now they are here, they now have to go there: to Brighton. Because the Key of Svert is inside the Box of Zwock, which is inside the rock of Brighton, which is ... But how can a group of heroic questers get to Brighton? The most convenient mode of transport perhaps? But as we all know, public transport isn't what it's promised to be.

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    24 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 16. The King's New Clothes

    Back at his castle, King Phlardarse is planning the end of humanity by .... trying on a new pair of pantaloons and waistcoat, freshly delivered by Yodel.

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    24 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 15. Concrete Stilettoes
    We meet a new character and oh dear that person is in a bad mood. So bad it may just cause Armageddon right now. You can also follow us on social media:Twitter:@GreenCowsPodInstagram: green_cows_dont_flyemail: [email protected] & artwork:Show Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG -  Rune-Bertil's Pandora's Ficka Book Theme:  https://bit.ly/3n2WzdT -  xelementumign1s Pixabay Art: https:/

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    20 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 14. Murder most foul. But who the hell committed it?

    Dawn breaks over the Scary Mountains, but oh, dear, one of the questers was murdered during the night. Whoever it is, he/she will have a cactus on his/her grave.

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    23 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 13. It's An Evil Wind In The Scary Mountains

    Newbie Scarchaal appoints himself as the leader of the quest, and Grandolf is not happy about that. The girls however don't care. They are busy, swooning and drooling over his handsomeness. Scarchaal's handsomeness, that is. He looks like Sylvester Stallone. 'Grrrr', thinks Grandolf, 'just you wait.' And so, the Questers start their ascent over the Scary Mountains but soon they are battling fierce and unnatural winds.

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    25 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 12. A light in the night might be just right
    Thank goodness the sun is restored because all that groping in the dark was getting out of hand. Grandolf and Co. consult the map for the next set of instructions. How will they ever get to Bognor Regis? It would seem something big and scary is in their way. You can also follow us on social media: Twitter:@GreenCowsPodInsta: green_cows_dont_flyemail: [email protected] Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG -  Rune-Bertil's Pandora's FickaBook Theme:  https://bit.ly/3n2WzdT -  xelementumign1s PixabayArt: https://pixabay.com/thejakesmith

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    24 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 11. Black Hole Sun Won’t You Come to The Interrogation?
    In (quite literally) the darkest episode yet of The Quester's Guide To Saving It, (The World That is) B. & Jon lose the plot, furtive groping is the order of the day, a passing Elvis fan joins the group and then a know-it-all turns up. Will the questers ever see daylight again?You can also follow us on social media: Twitter:@GreenCowsPodInsta: green_cows_dont_flyemail: [email protected] Theme: https://bit.ly/3EQUmrG -  Rune-Bertil's Pandora's FickaBook Theme:  https://bit.ly/3n2WzdT -  xelementumign1s PixabayArt: https://pixabay.com/thejakesmith

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    24 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 10. The Long Arm of the Law

    Grandolf and Bob are enveloped in a swirling green mist as they teleport through the filing cabinet. Fell beings want to take them to the Awful Place. it sounds truly awful. New questers join the party along with a pair of Bodie and Doyle wannabes. It's getting madder by the minute.


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    23 min
  • The Quester's Guide - Chapter 9. Grandolf and Bob Just The Job (Centre)

    Grandolf and Bob finally, finally, go on their quest, and the first stage takes them to ... the job centre.


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    27 min

About Green Cows Don't Fly

From the publisher's feed

Writers B. and Jon are co-hosts of Green Cows Don't Fly. Once upon a time they enlisted the help of A I to write two fantasy quest novels which are now available on Amazon here https://amzn.to/3MIZKoh…