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The gang accidentally open the wrong file and wind up watching Deep Space Nine's "Civil Defense!" Cam has some advice on porn storage, John has some scootching advice, Bobi has some biometric scanning advice, and Rob has squirrels in his car. Engage!

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Carrie joins the gang to find happiness in "Nepenthe!" Elnor takes a potty break, Lwaxana photobombs Picard, and Jurati does something...asinine. Meanwhile Carrie gets assimilated, Bobi counts candles, Cameron hates getting his face touched, and Rob can't rhyme. Plus a fun game of Name that Limerick! Engage!

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The gang write their odes to DS9's "The Abandoned!" Rob doesn't like to learn the rules, Cameron revisits Myst, Bobi wants Odo to put up a danger sign, and John has dating advice for Jake. Engage!

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Marcy joins the gang as we puzzle over Picard's "The Impossible Box!" Raffi leaves Las Vegas, Rios plays with his balls, and Soji's a slob. Meanwhile Cameron keeps his wife awake, Marcy can't meditate, and Rob provides a snack cake update! Engage!

Check out more from Marcy on Idle Ride and Blue Sky

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The gang peels back the layer of "Second Skin." We discuss Cardassian decor, hypothesize about a teen Cardassian bedroom, and Sisko becomes a cat. Engage!

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Daniel from PolyAmateur Hour goes undercover with the gang to discuss Picard's "Stardust City Rag." We cover everything from pop-up ads to children's entertainers! Seven returns from Party City, Elnor is the entire cast of Guardians of the Galaxy, and Picard is a Borg cuck. Meanwhile Daniel explains how the Borg is poly, Bobi realizes her ultimate hybrid, Rob returns at the right time, and Cameron grows a potato tree. And be sure to listen to the very end! Engage!

Hear more from Daniel on his podcast PolyAmateur Hour

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The gang are off balance as they discuss Equilibrium! Bobi-bot steps in for Bobi, Rob mans his store, Cameron shares some trivia, and John leads us to the best pun ever! Engage!

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Marcy subs in for Bobi to get brutally honest with "Absolute Candor!" Picard pulls a Quark, Elnor grows a dwarf beard, and Soji goes through a goth phase. Meanwhile, Marcy is ready to get down with some Zero G, Cameron knows Hawaiian, and Rob gets in a sick burn! Engage!

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The gang are so excited to talk about "The House of Quark" that they actually beat the clock! Bob is proves that Quark is a better Klingon than Worf, John celebrates Gowron's return, Rob buys his wife a cargo bay, and Cameron winds up having "the talk" with his son. Because of Quark. And a Klingon. 

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Laurel from the Polyamateur Hour gets in the middle of the gang to discuss Picard's "The End is the Beginning!" Raffi goes full Jolie, Oh goes full Caruso, and Picard goes full Rob! Meanwhile Laurel teaches the gang about poly, Cameron teaches everyone some Spanish, Rob teaches us how to break a legal t-shirt clause, and Bobi teaches us what happens when you mix wine and snake leaf. Then we all get canceled! Engage!

Hear more from Laurel on her podcast, The Polyamateur Hour