Dan joins us for some large human beer speculation, chariot availability in 2021, and to read that one Harry Potter fanfiction that everyone's heard about. We give him the livejournal survey too. I swear its funnier than this description.

Sean, Bill, and Mike read some fanfiction on some livejournal Mike found about Die Hard 4 but with drugs and mutual mass debating. Howie joins later for stories and a terrible livejournal survey.