Grimewave

Mike, Bill, and Jerry are joined by none other than the person behind the Square One Mall Goth instagram. Beezing. Triple c's. Tripping in general. We get a voicemail from a fellow podcast. More Wet Dantics. Bullshittin bout social media bullshit n shit. We read some porn short story written by a dude who has never touched a tit in his life. No one gets turned on. Sean shows up despicably late, then the survey happens and the group is NOTICABLY more intoxicated. Kelly tells us Thrills' WW2 history lesson. We unanimously decide we would like to bring back the Bali Hai. If you don't know, Bali Hai was Kowloon on the "very hard" difficulty. Heavy editing ensued because alcohol. As Ernest Hemmingway once said "write drunk, edit sober". Enjoy, assholes. This is a good one.

Just Mike, Bill, Sean and Jerry this episode. Jerry's first official episode as a host before we became the collective we are at now. Road stories from old bands. Micheal Jordan's Hitler moustache. Hampton Beach/B.U.M. Equipment. Drive by insults. Getting insulted by someone driving by. Tossing stuff out cars at people. Disability by big dick. Chicken Soup for the NASCAR Soul: Jeff Gordon saves 9/11. Reading a psychopath NASCAR fan dating contract. Streaking romance. We all get the survey this episode. The difference between cracks.

This episode immediately goes to hell. Sean, Mike, and Bill are joined by Dan and Kelly. The whole episode centers on Dan's dark Squirt-soaked family secret. Also: Hip hop live. The origin of rap. Diarrhea/barfing debate. Blue Moon = hot dog water. Shityard Blumpkinhead. Thrills shows up for another interview. The quality of his interviews have not diminished. A child named Pee. "I'm in the jungle. I'm racin. I'm racin. I'm huntin shit. I gotta eat." It gets damn near incomprehensible at the end. Its quality. Find out who is a Cop Calling Cum Taster.

Mike, Bill, Sean, and Aaron are joined by our guest Calvin. Weird fights. One of us GTA's (the video game) someone. Pepper spraying an entire brawl. The queerest brawl on earth. An actually difficult would-you-rather. Sex while blind. Did Johnny Knoxville get a pass for "The Ringer"? During the survey Calvin leaves and Johnny Walker joins us. How shitty Coolio's non-hits were. Do we want a Brink sequel? Well we speculate about what that would be for a while. Red Hot Chili Peppers get brought up and Bill gets very angry. Kingston doubles down on a freudian slip. Dad darkness. Meatball and sausage philosophies. Dick suckin aliens. Shampubes.

Sean, Mike, Bill, Jerry, and Pete kinda talk all over the place. Heroing & jeeping. Olympic events involving drugs. Meme history. Kelly barfs. Is porn still cool. Old people who shit themselves decide our fates. We listen to our first batch of voicemails. We get deep in the survey, we also get slightly angry. Call the damn voicemail.

Quieter due to no guest. Just Bill, Sean, and Mike this episode. Our first voicemail commercial. Icing (not the penalty). Tales of cops and shenanigans involving cops (note: we were/are complete idiots, DON'T LIVE HOW WE DID) and we're pretty sure the Statue of Limitations that France gave the United States mad long ago said its ok to talk about most of this now. We then read a completely bonkers ass story about Scrooge McDuck doing mad blow. Then we do the survey.

Dan returns and Jerry joins us for tales of high school idiocy, middle school idiocy, and even elementary idiocy. Sean goes to a very nice wine store and fits in. Mike builds an empire he didn't know was full of shid in kindergarten. Dan hates all apes and insists shidding and farding your pants causes marital issues. Jerry chooses integrity over shidding pants. Bill revisits a time someone shot blanks. We read about Winnie the Pooh on cocaine. Jerry gets the survey. Robitussin is how you repeat days. Robitussin is how you repeat days. Robitussin is how you repeat days. Oh and say hi to Jerry, he'll be around.

Part 2 of our episode with Martha from "But First, Let's Talk Nerdy". She takes the livejournal survey, and we get survey questions from her. We learn about our friend Robby Larry Stine. It was such a good time we decided to keep recording. We read more Chicken Soup for the Military Wife Soul where we hear the legend of Little Michael the United States' most deadly soldier and is also a newborn. Also a man propositions a woman in the Olive Garden. This is honest to god, the most we've laughed on this podcast thus far. Note: The could-be-better audio quality/inconsistent levels will end in a few episodes as we've purchased a significant upgrade and also took on a 4th host. More on that later!