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Martha from the podcast "But First, Lets Talk Nerdy" joins us all the way from Las Vague Ass to talk weirdly named boring games Bills uncle made up, fighting at low tier celebrities houses, and to give us an absolute master class in downright despicable, stomach turning, egg birthing, eel sexing fanficiton in the Game of Thrones universe. Also something about Spiderman in heels humming quarters at strippers. Artwork by Martha too!

Aaron and John join us for our longest episode yet, but not like super long. We fire bullets at the feces. Mike thinks 40s are high class for some reason. We say a month and a half, but it was actually a YEAR old Caldwells pint is shared and people get very loud. We read from Chicken Soup for the following Souls: Possibly Racist Christian Teenage, Military Wife, Couples. The survey gets surprisingly deep. This episode fuchs. Oh and the answer to the last question on the episode is Insane Clown Posse muthafaku.

Phil shows up chugging white wine. Sean gives a very easy to answer would-you-rather. Mike tells us the tale of him hearing the tale of his family's history while he ate some ice cream, it gets dark. Bill gets very angry at one point. Phil is very enthusiastic about foreskin. No read this week either because we found some shit we thought would be funny but it wasn't!

Speculation about Chris Benoit. One minute of politics. What if we did drugs? Talking about having done drugs. Getting trapped at your friends house on drugs. Did we mention drugs? This episode we do. Thrills stops by at the end for a survey and we take a vote on Sean. There's no reading this week because the audio was unusable, so enjoy this short episode! Drugs!

We talk about Mr Hands, getting too much high, and read a lot of horse stories and decide every single one of them is fake. Featuring our first technical difficulty of, we're sure, many more to come! Nunzio joins us and says a lot of things that pretty much boil down to: he wants to fight cosmic beings. We're here for it.

Dan joins us for some large human beer speculation, chariot availability in 2021, and to read that one Harry Potter fanfiction that everyone's heard about. We give him the livejournal survey too. I swear its funnier than this description.

Sean, Bill, and Mike read some fanfiction on some livejournal Mike found about Die Hard 4 but with drugs and mutual mass debating. Howie joins later for stories and a terrible livejournal survey.