Grimewave

WARNING: If you can't stomach terribly written porn stories, stop listening after the voicemail segment. Its vile, awful, and hilarious.

Fro joins Mike, Bill, Dan, and later Sean (who was busy PAWG-watching). Kelly hops on to make everyone do drugs immediately while we're recording. Memories of Jerry Springer attendance and how its kind of like church. We listen to voicemails and Dan decides he wants to play as Aaron in a video game. Two absolute chumps that Dan paid off call in about Dan's bands. Do not listen to any band Dan did vocals in, especially the new one Cave Moth. We then read quite possibly the most raunchy thing we've ever read on this podcast. We round it out with some Urban Dictionary. Fro's survey was long so that will likely be its own episode.

Death Metal Marty joins Bill, Sean, Mike, Jerry, and Blanco to talk about cartoon characters in their 30s, and what drugs they're on. We talk formative music for us and realize the generational gap in some hosts. We read our spam email folders. Mike is known to say sentences that no human has ever said before.. well here Mike says an entire TED talk worth of things no ones said before when he educates us on Dick Wizards. We give Death Metal Marty the survey. Mike gets so high he looks like someone pepper sprayed him.

This episode is Sean, Jerry, Bill, and Kelly. It opens up to just a cacophony of post weed smoke coughing fits with someone proclaiming how hard Las Vegas weed hits, which means that Martha and Brittany from But First Lets Talk Nerdy are here! We talk about scams that got us nudes. Ginger dunce caps. Letter placement breaks Jerry. Happy birthday to Luca and Brit this episode! Kelly renames Blanco to Boof. We read about dawgs. We read about sounding in Central America. We give Brit the survey. Brit gives us the survey. Crying movies? Karate movies? Same thing.

Gus aka Ok Dock joins Mike, Jerry, Sean and Bill this week. Jerry predicts that this episode was gonna air in December by going right into battle about Christmas movies. We hear some voicemails, one about the crime rate in Lynn that sets Sean off. Candles. THE HONEY MAN... We hear the absolutely riveting story of this legendary degenerate which leads to just tales of characters in retail/food jobs we've had. We also learn about the best band related food that no longer exists. Seeing celebrities in public, and how we own them. Selling and stealing weed, but never the bud. Gus takes the survey and blows our minds with 3 wishes. Shitting in the shower. Sean brings us all way the frig down and makes us lament our childhood. Balls talkin.

Local historian Sean (not our Sean) of many a heavy band joins Aaron, Mike and Bill for tales of hardcore show shenanigans, south shore folklore, the nitrous industry, and vampire movies. We then get into some South Shore vs North Shore as curated by Aaron, which just ends up in more stories. While doing so we hear the harrowing tale of an actual fcking jelly fish thrown at someone.

Thrills joins Mike, Bill, Jerry and Blanco (Sean joins later, trapped in another pinball machine). I sincerely have no words for this episode. We rap about a girls dad, and being nice. Instead of a survey we give Thrills a Choose Your Own Adventure experiment we make up as we go along that turns into just complete fuuuuuck soup.

This episode should have been last week and last week should have been this week. This takes place the week after Sean was absent. Mike, Bill, Sean and Dan shoot the feces for a bit. Sean thinks he's a rehab sex god. Bill angrily calls back a voicemail caller about roast beef. Dan cusses out an old job. A 5 mile rift is torn between the hosts over a singular food preference. Sean and Mike meet "glizzy". Kelly offers everyone her Milkis. We talk about throwing shit at or from cars again, but its still funny. Chicken Soup for all sorts of souls. Chicken Soup for Horse fornicators. We hit Sean with the survey, and things get goofy. One of us has smol pp.

Bill, Mike, Sean, Jerry, and Aaron are joined by Jae and Blanco. This is a size LARG crew so bear with us. We talk some shit about tendies and wings and nuggets. We then hop on Urban Dictionary and Jerry gets no-scoped by a press of the random button and learning what a "glorp" is. We hit the survey for Jae and Blanco and honestly its literally just a ball pit. Lots of cool balls, just ballin out. Tell a friend about us. Call the voicemail (781-435-6402). Follow us on ig (@grimewavepodcast) and twitter (@grimewavepod)

(note: first time editing on multitrack. The first 1/3 is shaky, but gets better. Sorry!)

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