Grownups Are Lucky

Some conversations can take an entire life time to finish given all the digital screeches and reception blackouts.

What if the attending nurse knows more about our loved one than we do?

When an awkward exchange at the dinner table leads to passive aggressive suicide, don’t assume love isn’t right around the corner.

It is terrible when terrible things happen.

If we are running off a cliff, and there were a way to step back and watch us all run off a cliff, would you do so, or would you be the first to take the leap?

The future is here, and don’t worry, if you can earn enough money, you will have a romantic partner for life, or at least until their warranty runs out.

Do you giggle when people talk to you about people going poo poo and the subsequent cleanup rituals involved? Just curious.

Life is a long slog leading up to the enviable retirement where we hold our partners hand while listening to the soft sounds of landscaped idyll .

Being told to relax is not relaxing.

Traffic is a condition. Cars are not people. Roads are not for people. People run out of gas. People are not cars. Roads are not metaphors for life. Life is always eventually over.