It is terrible when terrible things happen.

If we are running off a cliff, and there were a way to step back and watch us all run off a cliff, would you do so, or would you be the first to take the leap?

The future is here, and don’t worry, if you can earn enough money, you will have a romantic partner for life, or at least until their warranty runs out.

Do you giggle when people talk to you about people going poo poo and the subsequent cleanup rituals involved? Just curious.

Life is a long slog leading up to the enviable retirement where we hold our partners hand while listening to the soft sounds of landscaped idyll .

Being told to relax is not relaxing.

Traffic is a condition. Cars are not people. Roads are not for people. People run out of gas. People are not cars. Roads are not metaphors for life. Life is always eventually over.

You never know which new buzzing current may or may not be responsible for your recent loss of eyelashes.

The television viewing couch is a place where things sometimes almost never happen.

If this podcast doesn’t cut your dinner preparation time in half we’ll give you your money back no questions asked.