The television viewing couch is a place where things sometimes almost never happen.

If this podcast doesn’t cut your dinner preparation time in half we’ll give you your money back no questions asked.

Kyle has gone and learned stuff in places we prefer he not reside unless it is to buy us some tax free paper towels and batteries.

Embracing one’s inner old man is an often neglected opportunity and privilege.

The secret to what makes robots such good listeners is that they don’t have to listen.

We don’t need our brains anymore, except for to buy things. We also don’t need our bodies. I’ve already forgotten what I knew this morning. Some new information happened. Lots of details were explained. I think I saw a graph. Where are my shorts? Is that my body? Why?

Are we ever not just a collection of random parts?

This story is an allegory. Is this story an allegory? Are we living in a story? Who are we? Why am I on fire?

This story isn’t all that much fun, but it is short, just like life!

There is so much to unlearn about what we want and why and when and who. (This episode is brought to you by the Guild of North American Cosmetic Surgeons!)