Grownups Are Lucky

A high number of lives include a dad, or dad shapes, or at a minimum something in the shadows urging us to cut our hair.

Sometimes we believe it, and we feel it, and we express it with our bodies, until we are forcibly hospitalized.

Grownups Are Lucky is on spring vacation. Check back next week. We’ll be back!

Before you wash the officer, you need to ask yourself, am I following the cleaning protocol?

It’s hard to get a fair trial these days with all the clowns and quarterbacks vying for selfies.

Life is full of sandwiches full of meats full of additives full of smells.

A doctor is a person we pay to explain our health to us.

A breathtaking glimpse into the world of tomorrow.

Take a vacation from feeling good about taking a vacation.

In one of our future realities people will play games that cause fake pain to distract themselves from all of the real pain.