Grownups Are Lucky

Grownups Are Lucky

By Jason PorterComedyArts
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Grownups Are Lucky episodes

  • Jump

    A lakeside luncheon with unexpected guests, or a frolic in a mountain lake with a peeping observer who smells like tuna salad and human sweat.

    5 min
  • Retire

    If only ants could laugh, then they would be having the last laugh, but they’re too busy to laugh, especially since they can’t.

    5 min
  • Think

    Some guys are just those guys who aren’t going to get it, and then they probably won’t get it all over again, until they finally marry their mother.

    5 min
  • Promise

    In the future there will be no past. It will be merged with the present, and our historical tour guides will have gorgeous voices and also sell and administer our toiletries.

    5 min
  • Want

    In this episode we learn the Spanish word for car. We also witness an intensely muted heart beating openly and alone.

    4 min
  • Incinerate

    A discreet ritual between two adults. Confiscated materials set aflame. School employees need their hidden moments just like the rest of us.

    4 min
  • Absorb

    There is an end. It’s always made it easier to pretend there isn’t. But now is when we need to start stopping.

    5 min
  • Walk

    When you are lost in the jungle your preference would be to not be lost, but short of that you’d settle for a jungle pharmacy to pick up a salve for that itching in your nether region.

    5 min

About Grownups Are Lucky

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Jason Porter, author of the novel Why Are You So Sad?, brings you a new story every week, each about two minutes in length, because who has time for anything longer than that?