Grumpy Gays

Apparently, Miss Helen’s favourite store department no longer exists – maybe Google can help her to find it like it’s found out so many others or could a little bit of a quizzical probe from Doug expose what Helen’s really missing?

 

The world is upside down and even more mad than it was in part one – Helen is wondering where the men are, and Doug is torn being forced to choose between his favourite women. Q & Gay and Room 666 overlap like never before as the G-icons and Dyke-ons become as difficult to guess as our roll over Grumpy Grab.

‘Ooohhh Matron’ I think a drink is in order before the we start to Fanny about in this week’s Mad Mad World of low brow art. Mon Dieu – Did we Myth an Eiffel of Miss Helen’s debut as the face of the fuller figure or did that opportunity of lifetime simply run(a)way?

 

Speaking of cat walks – sometimes maybe they should because in Part 2, we ponder pets prying on pleasure. Even with Miss Helen on the DJ Decks, Matt resists calling her names but manages to round up enough bad ones to make a demonic deposit. Last week’s Grumpy Grab seems to have been ‘Skipped’ over, so we thought we’d bounce it back to you so hop to it and have a guess on our Instagram Page.

 

Part 1 sees Matt take Steps toward knowing what the stars have in store for each of the Grumpy Gays without ever really seeing what’s cumin’ as Hygienic Helen madly unsheathes a cleaning freak. Does it all come crashing down or is it up up and away with exotic Russian birds on a super jumbo? Just like Steps – Doug has a Hit you won’t want to Myth !

 

 

Opening Part 2 with Q&Gay, we give Miss H another opportunity to ‘Be Kind’ to a chatty lady loving lady – but will an apology from (H)Ellen be forthcoming? Meanwhile, Matt is having a Devil of a time with his reactions in Room 666 and while Doug would love to give Away a Home to the winner of this week’s Grumpy Grab, alas the show ends on a Lowku from our Grumpy Bard as we Skip towards another week.

Like beacons of benevolence, The Grumpy Gays offer counsel to an old friend whose partner has sadly discovered apparel. Matt surprises no one with further indecision about what he’s actually trying to put in Room 666 and Doug continues to take swipes at people; this time, those ignoring his demands for an answer to this weeks Grumpy Grab.

 

In this Pod of revelations, we find out what Joy is making Miss Helen 94.9 percent more agreeable in the mornings. Taking full advantage of Helen’s chirpier conduct, Doug manages to wrestle her favourite segment from her and risks community expulsion by taking a swerve at an icon. And once again, Matt can’t make his mind up as Doug and Helen try to decide if his supernatural story holds up.

Praise the Baby Jeebus! Matt has made it through the rumble in his jungle (brought about by Douglas’ appalling culinary catastrophes) to make his triumphant return and the Grumpy Gays complete once more. So ramping up festivities the Grumpy Gays kick off this week with a rapid fire Mad Mad Mad Mad World. From Dr Phil not being anyone’s Daddy to a taking your shits on route 66, madness abounds this week Grumpsters so get ready for the ride!

Doug and Helen have recently become new ‘parents’ so to speak, although one does question if Douglas the bottom feeder of a fish counts as a new family member, and let’s face it, Matt has been Miss Trilly’s servant for many a year now. What is it that it irking the Grumpy Gays in their new pet parent roles. Is Miss Trilly the feline incarnation of our Grumpy Gay Matt? Has Albert Balthazar morphed into the canine version of Grumpy Helen. And just what is a Bristle nose catfish that Doug speaks of and why is he on version 2.0? But wait…was that Jake Shears? What the very…