They are back Grumpsters for yet another week of wicked witticisms and glorious griping. First up this week, our usual Mad Mad Mad Mad World with an interesting case of flatulence. Throw is the garbage your gender reveal lasagnas,  do away with you pet hippos highlighting your impending parenthood, it’s time to fart your way to announcing your new little puff of joy!

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The Grumpy Gays really know how to pick the scab off the really important questions plaguing society! When you head out to do your civic duty every so many years what is better than a good old dirty sausage (no Douglas), some fried onions and a squeeze of the tomiato sauce. But where should the onions go? Under or over? Top or bottom? The answer to this age old question has the potential to change the course of many a Grumpsters’ existence. Never fear, Madam Tosser has raised her gavel, the debaters are present and accounted for. It’s on like donkey kong Grumpsters. Who will claim victory and really Who Gives a Toss?

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It appears the delightful Beelzebub has been missing the Grumpy Gays futile efforts to deposit their pet hates in Room 666 for all eternity. So back with a vengeance (that really is an oversell if ever I heard one) Matt has decided to traverse those pesky layers of hell and make his way with an offering to B’Bub’s condo overlooking the fiery lake. This week’s attempted deposit – Automated Life! From self service checkouts demanding a bag that doesn’t exist to placing individual broccoli florets in the bagging area it appears Matt is having an existential crises of automated proportions.

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Helen is most excited at the prospect of a second miserable missive from an erstwhile Grumpster seeking the Grumpy Gays sage advice. That pesky carrier pidgeon has relayed said letter to Matt’s home to be unsheathed and read to all…but wait, what’s this. Who is the Thug and Meanie the Luscious Lesbian refers to in her correspondence? Could Doug and Matt have new monikers? It appears Grumpsters that this is in fact not a letter seeking sage advice but one of complaint. Who could it be from and what is their gripe. Let’s just say Matt and Doug are not Happy Helen!

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We have reached the end of another exceptional episode. But wait, is there a CalaMATTy brewing right before our very ears? Miss Trilly, what are you doing to that chicken?

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Matt, Helen and Doug have returned (yes yes unfortunately) to deliver yet another week of their unique brand of grumpiness. What better way to kick off the show with a decent dose of drama. Helen has really become quite the romantic in her dotage and this week’s Mad Mad Mad Mad World is an ode to all things love and marriage…with a good old grumpy gays twist. Stay tuned Grumpsters your in for another wonderful, grumpy, bumpy ride!

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Quick fire is back and this week it all about turgid travel. Helen’s woeful wolling wuggage. Doug’s close call with the Bangkok Hilton and Matt’s smelly self in the Island of Women. Based on these stories it’s highlight likely that all three of them have visa restrictions in multiple countries!

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It is the last in this collection of Series 2 Hit or Myth and Matt is stepping into the spotlight (both literally and figuratively). Oh the opportunity lost. He could have been the next Laurence Olivier but for a pesky little upstart named Noah and a temper tantrum. Ah Matthew…if only.

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Matt, Helen and Doug are most excited. The carrier pigeon from hell has delivered a new Dear Grumpy Gay missive desperately seeking their sage advice. Poor mortified Lascivious Luddite has apparently permanently scarred his dear sweet mother with his newly selected podcast broadcast directly through her smart TV. Come on Grumpsters, learn to download your podcasts. More specifically, bloody subscribe to the Grumpy Gays podcast and download it.

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Yes Grumpsters we have reached the end of this week’s wonderfully wicked winding way through all things Grumpy. Poor Angela must of course get her ‘prize’ from Matt by way of a particularly spectacular Lowku. We find out if Matt was actually destined for the stage and of course this week’s Grumpy Gay. Time to get guessing Grumpsters. Until next week!

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