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Do you ever accidentally spend hours scrolling through Wikipedia articles for things like 'Balaclavas' or 'The London Beer Flood'. Yeah, us too.

Trawl through the basement of Wikipedia with Ben and Connor as they retrieve pointless knowledge about The Expendables, certain German historical figures, The Cranberries, Domhnall Gleeson, Jack Black and Bogey Chairs.

This ain't your grandma's Wikipedia binge, this is a Gumf Magazine, gusto-pod Wikipedia binge.

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Special thanks to the guys at Wikipedia who made this whole thing possible. Another special thanks to MoodMode on Pixabay for the little interstitial ditties.

Does anyone read this far down?

Everyone has a group chat. Not everyone uses it to say really minging things just to make each other laugh. Connor and Ben have been doing that for almost a decade, but how much do they know about the things they've said?

Get your fingers on the buzzer for The Great Group Chat Quiz, where Ben will test his wits (he's witty, isn't he?) on a series of questions that are basically all about him. Surely he'll perform.

Join along at home and let us know how well you did. Find the videos for the Video Round at @GumfMag on Instagram.

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Music Credits

Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):

https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/bingo-crazy

License code: 3LXM7KCJA8EQCTSE

https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/chat-show

License code: QQVZSVFNHDBZSPER

There's a thief on the cobbles in York and they're stealing a damn good guided tour. It's up to this out of work actor to find out who is the pincher among the payers.

Settle in for story time and listen to Connor's sultry tones as he tells the tale of Shambles. A short story he wrote while he was staying in York in 2023.

Does he mention Harry Potter around fifteen times throughout? Yes. Does he weave a charming and daft narrative web. I suppose. Will you enjoy it? I reckon so, yeah, probably.

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Connor Fenton is on trial. His crime? Openly disliking Harry Potter. Prosecutor Ben Cotton dissects the case, investigating the effect this will have on his 20 year friendship with Connor.

The suspect is cross-examined with Potter quizzes (kind of) and memory tests (kind of).

Will he be found guilty and sent to the sorcerer's slammer, or will friendship prevail and will this Potter-themed proceeding be put to bed?

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Join Gumf Magazine's Connor & Ben on trip down memory lane, but only if you remember playing choose your own adventure books as a child, like they did.

Witness Bianca The Great's rise and fall through Port Blacksand, the City of Thieves, where she makes countless foes and loses countless quids and sarnies.

If, for whatever reason, you want to buy a copy of City of Thieves for yourself, seek help.

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Music Credits

Lands, Dynamic by Alex-Productions | https://onsound.eu/

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Battle Of The Creek, Medieval Chateau, Forest Walk, Prepare For War, Magic Tavern, Winning Loop, Village Ambiance, Sunguard, Gjallar, Chivalry Fair by Alexander Nakarada (CreatorChords) | https://creatorchords.com

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Breaking The Siege by Arthur Vyncke | https://soundcloud.com/arthurvost

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Minstrel’s Song by Keys of Moon | https://soundcloud.com/keysofmoon

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