Guys, We're Screwed

Well, here we are again. We didn't have a topic this week so we decided to pull another Guys We're Talking, and boy oh boy, do we talk.This week, we run the gamut from Old Man Corner to the consciousness of a baby, and EVERYTHING in between. We also spend an inoridnate amount of time talking about candy. It's a hoot and a hollar. Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail: [email protected]

Just what the HECK was that whole Slender Man thing about? Where did he come from? Is he still around? Should we be worried? What if he is gender-nonconforming?We answer most of these questions in our quest to defeat the internet's most famous boogeyman. We could his origins, his influences, and Sean's defensive plans for the inevitable day that they meet on a dark staircase. Finally, we end with a discussion on folklore and whether or not Slender Man qualifies. Help us find the e...

You all know what time it is. We had to talk about billionaires in space, but don't worry, that's not it.We also update you on the FBI's plan to kidnap Governor Witmer (stop looking at me that way).Finally, we end with another Sean's Cool Corner. Join us, please?Email: [email protected]

Do you hear that? That soft rumble in the distance? Do you feel that? The air getting hot and thick? Do you see that? The dark cloud inching closer and and closer? It can only be one thing...A new episode of GWS! This week, Sean schools the guys in sweet science behind Super Volcanoes (or Supervolcanoes? Idk). It took us a good long while to finally tackle this topic, but at long last, we have delivered. Grab your favorite framed picture of Tommy Lee Jones and keep it close as we dive into th...

WE DID IT!We reached a milestone. Episode 100. Here's to 1,000 more (or until the world ends).We celebrate this achievement by just hanging out and talking, which is one of our favorite activities. We talk about ourselves and the issues that have been rolling around in our heads. In the process, we discover that this is what we should have been doing all along.Sean delves into his seedy past before diving headfirst into basketball talk (David, the real hoophead, has to correct him on a few po...

Well this was a wild ride. We bullshit for the first 20 minutes and imagine what the podcast could look like if we didn't have to read the news.Unfortunately, we do dive into our topics after that. From panda breast implants to Presidential propaganda, we cover all of the important stories. Join us, won't you?Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail: [email protected]

Welcome back everyone.In this episode, the Guys take on one of the most annoying ideas of the past 100 years: Objectivism.What is the philosophy of being selfish? Should we be pursuing our own goals while destroying everyone in our way? Why is The Fountainhead such a terrible book?All of these questions (and more!) are answered in this episode.Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail: [email protected]

Another episode of Guys We're Screwed?!? God, I need that like I need a hole in the head. Oh boy, have we got some good news for you!(?)This week, Sean takes the Guys through the wild world of Trepanation. What is Trepanation? What are the benefits? Should you try it out (no, absolutely do not)? Join us as we try to open our third eyes and stay 100% high, 100% of the time.

RIP to a real one.Today, we're talking cheerleading free speech. We're also politickin ova heyah with New York and national news.Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail: [email protected]

Emails, folks. Our emails always reveal the hidden niches of our soul, and it's never pretty.Join us as we discuss the newest and completely thought-out "scandal" from the Right, and what we can learn from it. We also take a deeper dive into America's "Fauci fanatics" and ask...why? We end this episode with another story of anti-intellectualism (this is what they like to call it) with Critical Race Theory and the war on convincing children that some people actually liked being slaves. It's a ...