Guys, We're Screwed

Well hello there.We've got a jam-packed current affairs episode for you today. We're talking joints. We're talking axioms. We're talking threats to keep people away from the border. All of the things that just make you smile. We also take some time to catch with up with our kooky President and see what he's been up to for the past couple of week. It's a hoot and a holler.Also, if you have any ideas for stuff (movies, TV, books) that we can talk about for Guys Re Viewed, comment below or ...

What do you see when you imagine the year 2030? World peace? Free healthcare? Fully automated luxury communism?Well, over at the World Economic Forum, they're imagining a whole lot more capitalism. But wait! It'll be better this time! They promise!Join the Guys as we discuss the richest people in the world and their plans to their fleshy fuel (us) in line. Turn off the system and blow into the cartridge of the world economy as we prepare for The Great Reset.Patreon: www.patreon.com/guysweresc...

It finally happened: the first episode without David. He was busy at a hospital (having a baby), so Sean and Chris came together to pull this one out.In this episode, 2/3rds of the Guys discuss...um...*checks texts* ...how hard it is to do this without David, probably. They also discussed life expectancy and what the future may hold. This will be the first 200 year old podcast with all three original hosts.Email: [email protected]: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

God damn it, we're all speculative investors now.Don't worry, we go extra hard against capitalism in this one to make up for it. Join us as we dance on the grave of Bill Gates' superhuman image. Then we discuss one of the rare instances of the government actually taking on Amazon. We end the show with a thorough discussion on why pushing Biden to fulfill the barest requirements of his campaign promises is simply too much to ask. It's a fun one, we promise!Email: [email protected]: ww...

Hello there everyone. We really appreciate you taking the time to listen to this episode. We know that you have many, many choices of podcast to listen, and we are thrilled that you chose ours.Or did you?On this episode of GWS, the Guys talk about Determinism, and what it means for our "free will." Who are you? An accumulation of where you grew up and the choices you made? Did you actually make those choices? Did you choose this podcast? Or was it chosen for you millions of years ago?As usual...

Welcome back. We're glad to see that most of the you were able to return, and to those that weren't, we will just assume you were abducted by a Caribbean dictator. You will be missed.Speaking of which, today we are finishing the trails and tribulations on Jesus de Galindez. When we last left our hero, he was receiving threats from Rafael Trujillo, the authoritarian lead of the Dominan Republic (Galindez' former home). What will happen to Jesus? Will he ever make it back to Spain? Will he publ...

Hello everyone.It's been a wild week. In this episode, David and Sean take on Israel and Elon, two of the most powerful forces for evil the world has ever seen. Take a listen.Patreon: www.patreon.comEmail: [email protected]

Well hello there everyone. We are happy to see you've decided to continue in this endeavor with us even after our Cancel Culture episode. Even if you're only listening out of spite, we appreciate it.Inspired by the CIA's new totally relatable and hip new ad, the Guys decided it was time to dive back into American history and the CIA specifically. That's why we're talking about the life and times of Jesus de Galindez, an exile from the Spanish Civil War and Imposter Syndrome-sufferer. We ...

We've finally done it. We're taking on the single issue that everyone is simply too cowardly to talk about it. Look at out how brave we are. Just kidding, this is another episode of three white, cisgendered, heterosexual men talking about the world. And boy do we step in it this time. In this episode, the Guys take on Cancel Culture, from its academic beginnings to its larger effect on the world, at large. From literal "safe spaces" to the 2020 election, the Guys bring their ...

TEST YOUR MIGHT.Hello everyone. David and Sean coming at you with a fresh movie review. We also dive into cops, Bill Gates, cyber ninjas, and take a moment to Zuck. Come Zuck with us. Please?Patreon: www.patreon.com/guywerescrewedEmail: [email protected]