Guys, We're Screwed

So, uh...this Covid thing. Pretty wild, huh? It's like...still everywhere. But this isn't the only time the world has been hit by a pandemic like this. Today, we cover the first known plague pandemic. We look into the potential causes and its effect on the world. We also talk about a few people that have some pretty badass names. Take a listen, won't you?Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail: [email protected]

Hello there everyone.As you play this episode, make sure you prick your finger with the Sean-sized pico-needle that should have come the mail weeks ago. All we need is a molecule of blood, and we can tell you what diseases you have, who you are related to, what you had for breakfast three weeks ago, and the exact moment and cause of your death. Neat, huh?We are diving into Theranos this week, the miracle company that never was. We use Elizabeth Holmes and her ill-fated business venture as a s...

It's a David and Sean episode! Military spending, Supreme Court shenanigans, and union-busting, oh my!Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

Sorry for the audio quality on this one. We all got too excited.Join us as we discuss one of the fabled creature of the deep, the Kraken! Did this monster actually exist? Was it able to take down entire ships? Is Trump finally going to Stop the Steal? Chris is actually INSIDE the GWS Tucson studio for a first-ever in-person recording. I know this doesn't really affect you, the listener, but we were pretty happy about it.Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail: gwscrewed@gmail...

Hello everyone. Coming at you with a bonus episode this week where Chris and David discuss the first book in the Remembrance of Earth's Past Trilogy, The Three Body Problem.Imagine a world where aliens exist. Now imagine that they don't really care for us. Now imagine that they're on their way, they've told us what they are going to do to us, and it's going to take them about 400 years to get here. Join two-thirds of the Guys as they take you through this mind-tripping journey and contemplate...

Well hello there, investors! Time to take off those mittens and get your diamond hands ready, because we are talking about cryptocurrency.Resident Crypto Mogul Sean takes the Guys through the wonderful and confusing world of Crypto. Bitcoin, Dogecoin, Altherion, Litecoin, X Æ A-Xii...what does it all mean? In this super-sized episode, Sean is ready to explain all while Chris and David pretend they know what he is talking about.As with all GWS episodes, this evolves into a super-deep philosoph...

Well hello there everyone.This week, the Guys get into Biden's potheads, the human potential to produce venom, and some much-loved Covid updates (including the new shit dropped by our home-state, Arizona). We also just vibe and take a nostalgic trip into the television of our young adulthood. Join us, won't you?Email: [email protected]: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

The Captain and the Wild Card are setting setting sail without the Anchor/Janitor today. Chris was too busy becoming a doctor or something, so David and Sean had to handle this one on their own, and boy, did they ever.Join 2/3rds of the Guys as they take on a wide range of subjects including Amazon's aggressive PR campaign, the strange journey of Trump's crack legal team, and whether or not octopi will eventually take over as the dominant species on this planet. And if you feel like Chr...

(I couldn't get the audio perfectly lined up on this one for some reason. It should be fine, but there may be an errant laugh here and there, because there were so many mighty guffaws on this one).Hello everyone. We're back with another movie episode for you, and this time, we called for some back-up. Alex Walton is joining us for his second guest appearance, and this time, we are leaving the bee jizz behind, and we're discussing the film, Shaun of the Dead.In this episode, we dive into our f...

Hello everyone. We are experimenting with shorter episodes. This was NOT my idea. I was outvoted. Still, we knock a few topics including the filibuster reform, different takes on the Covid vaccine, and conservatives reacting to stupid things in even stupider ways. We also discuss how difficult it would be to find someone who has not heard of George Floyd. Take a listen!Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed.comEmail: [email protected]