Hello there, dear listener.For our 50th excursion into the unknown, we really wanted to feel the sting of our own mortality. We've covered cults and aliens and humanity's hubris, but what if the apocalypse comes in a smaller package? Which Darwinian Demon lurks around the corner, waiting for a chance to fly into action? What if the world doesn't end with a bang, but with the lack of a buzz?We have a very special episode for you today. We've enlisted the help of Dr. Alexander Walton to e...

Have you ever noticed any...glitches?What if that sense of deja vu was something...else?What if we were...character on a universal television program where other, more advanced beings just keep us on so that they could laugh at our pain and confusion?Hello everyone and welcome back. This week, Sean takes the Captain's Throne to explain how we're all Neo AND Agent Smith. Join us as we take a wild ride through our reality (or unreality) and finally solve the problem of existence. Forget the red...

Hello everyone.Today, we discuss the recent events in Philadelphia. We also go into how this whole election thing could play out and decide that it might be time to get the hell out of this place.It's the big match-up: Sleepy Joe vs. also Sleepy Don. Who's going to win? No way of knowing! Why does it matter? It doesn't! But we stay bereft of these issues so that you don't have to. Join us, won't you?Patreon: patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail: [email protected]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWelcome to the first OFFICIAL Guys We're Screwed Halloween Show.This is one of our absolute favorite holidays and as workers, we decided it was a national paid holiday. Don't worry though; we've got content for you.Join us as we discuss old TV shows, the Satanic Panic, poison Halloween candy, and some spoooooooky incidents. We're keeping it casual to honor the holiday, but as always, this is required listening.Patreon: www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail gwscrewed@gmail...

We dive headfirst into the extremely horny news of the past week. From Toobin's Tube to army accidents, we've got you covered.How bout that Pope, folks? Can you believe he wants to hang all landlords? We look in to his latest writing, "Ayyyy Fratelli Tutti Mama Mia Chef's Kiss" to find out exactly why he wants to personally marry all gay couples.Finally, we round out with ole Uncle Joe and some treats from Flavour Towne. Join us, won't you?For more content like this, check out our Patreon: ww...

Hello all. Welcome back to another installment of Guys We're Screwed, where we figure out the problems of the world (or universe) and just kind whine about them.Sean's at the helm this week, with another trip into outer space. How much do we know about the universe? How much control do we really have in our position in reality? Is it all meant to be, or are we just winging it? Who knows? We don't. The experts at GWS HQ definitely do not.But we're going to talk about it, so maybe just give it ...

We're posting this one a little early as no one will be around to release it next Tuesday, and we don't want anyone to miss their weekly dose of the Orange Pill.Welcome! Have you ever noticed that you can see things that are far away? In moments of utter stillness, have noticed how completely still you actually are? Have you ever looked up at the moon, curiously pondering on lonely nights, and noticed how fake that shit looks?Once again, we have the answers to your deepest questions. Join us ...

Welcome back, dear listeners. We've got a special one for you this week. Today, we are talking about the Denver Airport. Not only that, we had a very important guest stop by the old GWS Studio: Hurricane Kim!Is the Denver Airport a gateway to hell? Is it the base of operations of the modern Nazi party? Are the Freemasons trying to keep their tight grip on the world? Does the government misuse taxpayer money? What's up with that giant blue demon-horse? You'll have to listen to find out. T...

Hello listener. Episode 40! Do you ever question your existence? Have recent times made you question everything around you? Do you feel you ever wish that you'd never been born?Oh boy, do we have the episode for you! We're going all philosophical over here with a dive into Antinatalism. Are we ignoring consent when we bring people into this world? The Guys get to the bottom of another thorny issue and I guess you'll just have to listen to find out.Email: [email protected]: www.patreo...

Welcome back, everyone. We really hope you enjoyed that bonus episode, and if you did, maybe consider checking out our Patreon below.This week, we are rounding out our series on Ecofascism! Who is going to end up on top of the dwindling pile of resources for our world? Terrorists? Billionaires? More optimistically, hostile aliens? This is an full-on AVP "no matter who wins, we lose" scenario. You should listen to prepare.This Thursday, September 24th, David will be streaming on Twitch at 4PM ...