Guys, We're Screwed

We've got another one from a few months ago. In this episode, Sean takes us on a trip to the legendary Dulce Base where we, yet again, solve even more mysteries of the universe. This is just getting to be comically easy. Sorry for the audio quality; we were still figuring out stuff out. Please email [email protected] to yell at us about it.Join our Patreon for even more topical content: https://www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

This week, we dive into the seedy underworld of police unions. What are they? What do they do? How did they get so powerful? And do we really need them around? We also get side-tracked and talk about training videos that still slap.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail: [email protected]

Hello, friends. We have another one from the vault for you this week. The audio from this is a pretty rough as we weren't quite the Professional Podcasters that we are today. If you choose to forgive us, you'll learn quite a bit.In this episode, we discuss the missing colony of Roanoke, which is a pretty famous bit of American folklore. Where did those crazy colonizers go off to? We dissect the events and, like always, uncover the truth and solve the mystery. Join us before you, too, are suck...

Hello, dear listeners. We are releasing our Patreon episode from July 3rd as a bonus this week. We are doing this, in part, because of the poor audio of our regular episode, but also because we need you to hear our blazing hot takes on the latest news. We're back with a freshie. This week, we dive into Texas bar culture, COVID parties, and THE Ghislaine Maxwell. We pretty much solve what happened to Jeffrey Epstein and what's going to happen to his partner-in-crime. Finally, we end with ...

In our BIGGEST EPSIODE EVER, we finally get down to why that dang ole Chinese government is mad at us all of the time. Chris takes us out of ancient and recent history, and into the here-and-now of international politics. I don't want to say we've solved anything, but if our world leaders take some time to listen to our podcast, we might just achieve world peace.Email: [email protected]: https://www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

Sean and David sode. Sean talks about the latest dystopian innovation and David dives into local and national politics. Also Disney gets owned. Required listening.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/guyswerescrewed

In this episode, we take a look at (in the words of our fearless leader) "JINA." The first portion of our yuge two-part series, we examine China's history and its history with our own motherland. We talk about the ways things used to be and try to figure out exactly what has changed. Join us as we dive into the abusive relationship between the US and China.

Earth kinda blows right now, so we decided to blast off back into space and see what dangers lurk in the Great Unknown. We have returned with the most the most sacred and rare substance in all of the universe: Content. Sean guides us through Nibiru, all of the wacky characters involved, and why we should be terrified (or why we shouldn't be, idk). So, pop in your wireless headphones while you avoid the tear gas and general police brutality, and take a journey with us, won't you?

Our episodes have been a little heavy lately and will probably continue to be for the foreseeable future. So, here's a lighter episode that we recorded back January, way before we knew what the year really had in store for us. Join us as we dive into several luminaries who knew when the world was going to end, and were completely wrong. Hint: none of them said 2020.Email us for topic ideas or guest spots at [email protected] you want to hear us ramble about current events or even just wan...

This week, we dive into the last time the world experienced a pandemic. It's amazing to see how little has changed. Join us as attempt to search the past for our salvation and come back empty-handed.