Guys, We're Screwed

Today the Guys discuss the crumbling pillars of American society. We also go in on TikTok, Satanists Against Christians Against Dinosaurs, JK Rowling, and David Bowie predicting life in life. It's a wild ride.Don't forget to join David on Thursday, September 24th, on Twitch and/or Twitter to catch him playing some fun post-apocalyptic games. The streams starts at 4PM PST and you can ask him whatever your heart desires. The other Guys will also be in the chat!If you liked this episode, please ...

Hello there, friends. We're back with another we recorded a couple of months ago, right when COVID was starting to get all hot and heavy with the lung of our nation.You might have noticed that the world was in pretty bad shape even before our favorite pandemic took center-stage. The globe is getting hotter. Hurricanes are rocking shores all over the world. California is burning away I type this out. What is there to be done? Perhaps massive regulations on corporations and heavy taxes on the w...

Happy belated Labor Day, you heathens. Sean spent our national day of rest editing this episode, so you better enjoy it.Do you want to better your life? Do you want to discover how to have endless energy and perpetual concentration? Do you want end up in prison for sex-trafficking and coercion? Boy, do we have the place for you!On this episode, we're talking about NXIVM, the wackiest cult since Qanon. Unlike Qanon, however, these people actually met up in real life and did things (like sex-tr...

Annnnnd we're back with a new episode. Well, an episode that we recorded way back in April, but it's new for you! This time we discuss the "intelligent" people in Silicon Valley and their many "innovations." Are they saving us or bringing us ever-more-quickly to our demise? Sean has a few words for billionaires and ironically enough, technology fails us as we lose Chris about halfway through. Have no fear; David and Sean finish strong. Join us, won't you?Patreon: patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEm...

Another topical episode for you! The DNC fuels David's downward spiral. The Guys realize how well leftists and conservatives would get along if it weren't for all the racism, homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, boot-licking, and general war-mongering. Chris closes the book on Aunt Becky (for now) and examines the "college experience." And our resident audio engineer, Sean (three mics baby!), turns his discerning ear to conservative wunderkind Ben Shapiro. Join us, won't you?Check out our Patre...

Or Dino-sowers, as Dr. Hammond would put it.We've got another oldie but goodie for you fine folks. This comes from our stock of pre-made episodes, but it still uses real ingredients and was never frozen, always fresh. Speaking of fresh, join us as we discuss the fate of the dinosaurs. What felled these mighty beasts? Was it climate change? An asteroid? Egg thieves? Or were all of the bones faked and buried underground to trick Christians into believing the world is older than 6,000 years? I g...

The conclusion to our series on Qanon. We dive in headfirst into what Q and his disciples have managed to get up to in the past couple of years. We also pull our favorite move and become armchair psychologists to really get into their heads and find out what makes so good at predicting the future. We've got lots of breadcrumbs; are you ready to be a baker?

We're scoping out the competition: QANON. In this first part of our most recent series, we dive into the background information that led to the rise of Q Clearance Patriot. Emails, Pizzagate, all of the good stuff. Then we dissect Q's 2016 overture, and how much of that turned out to be accurate. Join us as we pour over the breadcrumbs and obsessively lick our fingers.

Hello, loyal listeners. We decided to take things a bit slower today at Guys We're Screwed headquarters and talk about something that has captured our attention for many years: drugs. Specially, those little magic mushrooms. Come take a trip with us as we dive into a little bit of the history of America and psilocybin. What can we learn from this past, and how do we proceed in the future? You'd better listen to find out.

The federal government is invading/occupying Portland AND Taco Bell wants you to get divorced. We dive into these equally important stories, as well as our Favorite President's latest fashion choices.Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/guyswerescrewedEmail us at [email protected]