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We forgot to talk about Thanksgiving

- Get your girl a dozen roses
- Young Jamie tell-all exposé
- Ordering all flats will be the end of the world
- Next week we will do ketchup and mustard blind taste tests
- Bring back the Indigenous Land o Lakes girl
- Have It Your Way Tuesday
- Chiefs barely beat the Panthers
- Drake vs. Dave Blunts
- Kentavious Caldwell-Pope named his son Knowledge
- Would you rather have a female bartender/server or a man?
- Nuggets, and other Buford's Big Backery & Snackery businesses 
- Remembering Hooters
- You gotta be a little gay to be in Hollywood
- What game should we start playing together?
- Whois your comfort character? Who do you ship?

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Question of the week: What constitutes "a body"?

- What is a body? What's cheating?
- Boxing/UFC weekend
- Rizzler's name EXPOSED
- Truckers talk to themselves
- Buford's Big Backery
- The boys trip in LA
- r/CrumblCookies, r/StepParenting, etc.
- Cigarettes
- Austin called the cops

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- Favorite flash games
- Football talk
- Mandatory fast food talk
- Cringe DJ
- Sex Talk Hotlines
- The 2024 Presidential Election and its effects on Mountain Dew
- Wordle
- Austin gets his Instagram comment privileges back
- Vsauce
- David Blaine

Question of the week:
What's your favorite video game/movie soundtrack? 

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Live election podcast with a soundboard

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Austin's gf Andie joins us as today's guest

- Halloween special
- Video game talk
- Austin tried his first Zyn
- Cyberpunk anime
- Unwarranted dick pics
- Wikifeet
- Slims ex was on Detroit Streetwalkers
- Fernando Alonso and Slims both have Poland syndrome
- Tear free shampoo
- Warped Tour
- Trump on Joe Rogan
- Costco Guys
- Sherbert vs. Sherbet
- Teletubbies talk
- Sit your white ass down and listen (to The Cleveland Show)

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Austin's big brother Adam joins the pod

- School schedule at Freak Academy
- White people phrases tier list
- Darius
- Chicken talk
- Slims catfished someone on YikYak
- Han's birthday party
- We're making an OnlyFans
- Online gambling
- Jon Taffer: Strip Club Rescue
- Karaoke bar stories
- Benadryl
- Football players should kiss

Question of the week: What's your signature flavor?

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- Chromeo concert; Austin hates The Midnight
- Baseball talk
- Austin got a girlfriend
- No Jumper
- Cake talk
- Han made chili; Austin hates onions
- Swallowing gum
- Blood & Piss
- Neil Degrasse Tyson
- The military offers free sex toys
- Big news
- We believe in Joe Hendry
- Phone number in our episode description DOES WORK.

Question of the week:
Are you #PickyNation or a #RealEater?

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Han's back!

- Chipotle lore
- Football talk
- Austin airs a grievance
- Coyote Joe's
- Soda talk
- Halloween costumes
- NFL Blitz 2000
- Beard talk
- NFL on Fox theme should be the national anthem
- Galaxy Gas
- What's the worst car trend?
- Best/worst vanity plates you've seen?

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Tone joins us as today's guest, 
check out his clothes on Instagram and TikTok: @broken__ego

- Stephen A. Smith on body pillows
- Throat tattoos. Ayyooo?
- Young Thug almost gets a mistrial
- Adult film addiction
- Football and Rap talk
- VladTo
- Fortnite lore videos
- Obligatory fast food talk
- Funk Flex T.I. diss
- Celebrity height

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- A thousand bottles of baby oil - Diddy Talk
- Tupperware filed for bankruptcy
- Flubbing the numbers
- Wrestlemania
- Prison talk
- YouTube judges
- Gun talk
- Blue stuff
- Frog tier list
- Tipping the bud tender
- Food collabs
- PacSun swag/Gas station culture
- Football talk
- Question of the Week: What was Diddy doing with all that baby oil? What were his plans? 

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