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- Baby Slims drinks a snow globe
- Mandatory food talk
- Shannon Sharpe Freak Hour
- B.D.'s Mongolian BBQ horror story
- When you eat mushrooms and someone needs your help
- The crossover between Swifties and hoarders
- Fake things women do vs. men
- Should legal drinking age go back to 18?
- Caffeine
- Pizz
- Sports gambling segment
- American Ninja Warrior / Car-jitsu
- What would you do if you won the lottery?

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- Old fashioned soda review
- Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
- Michigan inmate wins $100 million from Diddy
- Cannabis market forecast?
- Galaxy gas, hookah
- Stealing $20 from a kid playing hey mister for cigarettes
- Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl Half Time Show
- Washington Commanders VP of Content fired
- Had To Food Network
- We don't actually throw food at fast food workers
- Sex dreams
- Remember math textbooks? McDougal Littell??
- When was your first dicc pic?
- Jared from Subway - Jon Taffer doing a CP raid show
- Who's your dream two-man?

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- MAIL BAG
- Are all gamers "gamers"?
- Pee-Wee Herman walked so Spongebob could run 
- Uber stories
- The Costco Guys are Jewish
- Comedians are annoying
- They should sell reggies at the gas station
- Flair's Shenanigans adventure
- Throwing food at the drive-thru workers
- Detroit style pizza debacle
- Dave Portnoy is a ******* ******
- What would your McDonald's meal be?

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OooooOoOOooooOOOoooo

- Slims is on hour 10 of drinking alcohol
- Shanin Blake
- Steve-O has become an annoying attention seeker
- Childhood tomfoolery stories
- Gym stories
- Origin of “had to”

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- The best football player names
- Gay Rocket Power
- Celeb talk
- Free Thug
- Fastest man alive
- $500
- Haircuts and more at Walmart
- Austin had an experience at A&W
- Shamokin Pennsylvania residents react to Dunkin Donuts closing
- Little Caesars wings - savings you can taste
- We need to go to war
- Cancel us


Imagine rolling up on the koala care

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*takes edible*

- Slims birthday weekend
- What % of men know the name of the Asian reporter from Family Guy?
- Gray hairs/Dying your hair
- Kyle Rittenhouse in 2K
- Everything that happened in 2004
- Borderlands movie/Video game movies
- Great idea for a romantic comedy movie
- Mount Rushmore of fictional bears
- Mount Rushmore of fictional dogs
- Favorite playground thing
- Teen clubs were Diddy parties
- Canned beverages
- Beverage-only restaurants

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- Dame joins us as our first guest ever
- Female wrestlers
- Old Sylvester Stallone
- Hot girl tries set Austin up with her fat friend at the gym
- 50 grown adults line up around the corner for Crumbl Cookie
- 4 for $4 vs. The Biggie Bag
- Sauce Cinematic Universe
- Video Game Talk
- Flair finds 3 boxes of porno mags on the curb
- Master Chef but it’s Master Salesman

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- You have to show an Amish person a good time for Rumspringa. Wyd?
- Two 40oz's and a Crave Case
- What animal won't you eat?
- THC is stored in the balls
- When Gil got worked for his 12pc spicy
- Chris Hanson prank show
- Guys head explodes
- Chris Penoit, Pen Affleck, Penn Diagram
- Hulk Hogan sucks
- Elvis was crispy
- Dead rappers
- Wack rappers

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- First episode since our lil tiktok
- Billy Mays
- Everest College (that guy in the commercial DID go to college)
- Slims used to be a klepto
- Video games with "blunt mode" vs. "pause for the cause"
- You won't catch me dead on Facebook reels
- Royal Oak singles
- "Weed Bars" will never work, here's what will

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BY GAWD! CINNAMON CHEX JUST PUT LIFE CINNAMON IN THE WALLS OF JERICHO!!

- Cerealmania ensues
- More junk food talk
- Shout out to hawk tuah
- Canned cocktails
- Was this a date?
- The things about porn nobody talks about
- Short athletes
- Stephen A. Smith plays Elden Ring
- When you catch your girl cheating

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