Had To, Got To, Must

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• History of the Moon Pie
• Bringing toys to the bar
• Choosing weed over everything
• Pets that are red flags to own
• Had To vs. R Kelly results
• Wrestling talk
• Detroit Pistons playoff loss
• Tony Johns and other Instagram schizos
• Do magicians have a union?
• The crossover between gay strip clubs and roller skating rinks
• Open pole dance night
• Difference between shipping and handling
• Lemme get a Big Buford
• Having a second family is crazy
• What if you had to die to nut
• Faking your death
• Aaron Rodgers -> Rizzler Wikipedia Challenge
• Blowed talk!
  
  

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• Fake Buffs Night at the Pistons game
• Ain't nobody reading the Quran
• Slims trip to LA
• Video Game Talk
• Had To gets copyrighted
• What if R Kelly was in his prime in the cell phone era
• Slims beat his shit on the plane
• Criss Angel vs. David Blaine
• 1 in 3 people...
• LowTierGod
• The impending crash of the video game market
• European people
• Space Jam was ass and Michael Jordan is a yellow-eyed bastard
• National Weed Anthem
• Stephen A. Smith talks to Macklemore

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• Weekend update
• The mall
• Austin's dream
• Oops! All Berries conspiracy
• Minecraft Movie
• Instagram music
• Karl Jobst lost lawsuit to Billy Mitchell
• Yappin

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• Storm alert!
• Tony Johns
• Backyard Baseball now on mobile
• Stephen A. Smith answers fan mail
• Strip club reviews
• Grindr check-in
• UFC Undisputed 2010
• Pistons and the Dan Campbell effect
• RIP Barry Allen
• Austin hits a parlay
• Yankees new bat
• Slims first gray hair
• Men have their own cycles
• Should we get a wax?
• Mario Superstar Baseball
• Lionel Coin Bank
• Orlanodo Brown
• The Favorites folder

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No Flair today, but we do got Jay.

• Filling Jay in on Aaron the Plumber
• TikTok Live fake donations
• Kanye West
• SMP
• Pistons talk
• Austin made Bruce Brown upset
• Tigers Opening Day
• DoorDash Pay Later feature
• Farm-to-table rant
• REAL TALK

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• What's the maximum age to complain about fake friends?
• Elon Musk
• Dave Blunts knows about the podcast
• David Guetta
• France vs China
• Big Baller Brand
• Stephen A. Smith on Balatro
• Lance Stroll OWNS Ferrari
• Imam Peter
• Scientology
• Male vs Female wing-man
• Real Talk
• Cashing your check at the liquor store
• Everything is expensive now except weed and TV's
• Martin Cabello
• Prison exclusive ramen flavors
• NFL talk
• Nik-L-Nip Movie
• The Shaggy D.A.

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• What about 8 inches and thick
• AI religion
• The mall
• Are you Team LeBron? Or Team Stephen A?
• LeBron Barber Shop for 2 hours or first half of Mein Kampf
• @starlynn313
• Travis Scott on Raw
• Aaron the Plumber
• Real Talk
• Iconic WWE songs
• We’ve regressed
• Modern music
• Idk man

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• HadToVision™ (?)
• Mariah Carey
• Power, Empire, etc.
• Skip Bayless
• Cyber Chase
• Rule 34 
• Facebook Group for Beggars Part 2
• Austin went to TWO Pistons games
• Pee (And Poop Too!)
• What would your last meal on death row be?
• Mac ‘n Cheese

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• Gambling at work
• The NBA Hot Tub
• DJ Mustard's real name
• The Hannah Montana / Metro Station connection
• When Jewish people discovered the everlasting Gobstopper
• Michel Lotito AKA Mr. Eat-All
• The Corner: Hosted by Rob Lowe
• Fuck & the City
• How to defend Diddy on trial
• R Kelly prison photos surface
• Jim Ross curses men to Hell over fake fighting
• The Mental Dread hat
• Binky parties
• Westworld
• Shannon Sharpe & Chad Ochocinco
• Air soft guns, Legos, and other toys
• “THAT’S GAAAAHBAGE!”
• New York Yankees new facial hair policy
• National Garden of American Heroes
• The Kanye Stem Player

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Friend of the show and Kansas City Chiefs fan Jay joins us in a two-part episode that takes place on Saturday (2/8) and Tuesday (2/11)

Part 1

• Austin and Jay are Chief’d up for the Super Bowl
• Begging for money Facebook group
• Goober grape
• Quaaludes vs. Ambien
• Ketamine
• American Woman stuck in Pakistan
• Modern Warfare 2
• Disney World
• Dan Campbell said hi to Producer Han
• Hardcore Pawn & other dumb shows
• Ghost poops vs Trouble-makers
• Which side of the family do you get your penis from?
• Getting sold a lemon 
• George Bush “The Shoeing”

Prank call this number (248) 583-7155

Part 2

• Super Bowl outcome
• The Floor, and other television
• Chronically offline activities 
• Tony Johns revival
• Woman asks for a happy ending
• Sports talk
• Astro erotic asphyxiation 
• Pets

There will be no episode next week (2/18) we will be appearing on The Dearly Beloveds Podcast, check us out there on YouTube.

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