Had To, Got To, Must

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• Austin's in Italy!
• Going to McDonald's in foreign countries
• Austin reporting from the field
• Hall Road > Italy
• Charlie Kirk style
• NFL picks
• Movie talk
• The Three Stooges invented running a train

This episode was recorded Sunday, September 7, 2025.

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• Doug Funny found slaughtered
• Had To NFL picks
• Austin in Italy
• Ryan Day nipple piercing
• Hulkster Cheeseburger
• Arts Beats & Eats - Sugar Ray
• The levels of white trash
• Bar guy spills his guts to Flair
• Rob Dyrdek
• Carnival rides
• Slims' swag bag
• Weed marketing

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• RIP KingCobraJFS
• The Expendables has so many stars
• Travis Barker = Good Charlotte
• We on the netvideos couch
• Irresponsible woman moment
• Rewind It hair dye
• High Brow Had To
• Fanduel
• ShawneTheGreatGamer
• Coin pusher talk
• Erotic pinball
• Funeral crashers

Stay tuned for Flick Friday: Ouija Shark (2020)

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• Thanks to viewers like you
• Sweets & treats
• The Clear
• Walking in on someone taking a dumperooni
• You must use your penis to play fighting games
• Best 7/10 video games
• FIFA music
• Monkey
• PETA
• Bring back child labor?
• There's a lot of ways to say you're slow
• Daniel Larson is calling

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Remember to vote for next Flick Friday's flick

1. Ouija Shark
2. Con-Air
3. The Marine 2
4. Radio

Part 1

• Bringing a laser to school
• Seasonal candy
• Amusement parks rides
• Brickhandler
• Sexualizing fast food mascots
• FBI agent falls in love with pedophile
• Betting on preseason football
• WBNA dildo crisis
• A gallon of gunk
• Watermelon education
• Robot slurs

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Which movie should we watch next Flick Friday?

1. Ouija Shark
2. Con-Air
3. The Marine 2
4. Radio

• Discussing Flick Fridays 'End Game'
• Boujee milk
• Joshua Henderson
• McDonalds hot chocolate
• Had To the Ocky Way
• 420 stories
• Boohbah
• ~bong break~
• Austin airs Ferrari grievance
• You can't rely on Europeans
• Famous people don't get second chances
• Performative males
• Flick Friday poll - write in your choice!
• Being in costume is underrated

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• Fan Mail: Tony Johns voodoo doll
• RIP Hulk Hogan (respectful ending)
• Lebron James sends cease & desists over pregnant AI images
• Ex-NBA player Dahntay Jones caught digging in his butt in 4k
• Shannon Sharpe created generational wealth for someone else's family
• Stephen A. Smith on the Epstein list
• Ghislaine Maxwell is the Mary Poppins of pedophilia
• Slims Tiktok
• Beating up your Dad
• Nintendo emasculates Mario
• Vince McMahon goes to heaven
• Satan joins the pod
• Here's to you, Mrs. Mahomes <3
• Joel Zumaya & Guitar Hero
• Hunter Biden talks crack

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• Jug Brothers Podcast
• RIP Felix Baumgartner
• Coldplay concert affair
• Toni Braxton files for divorce after only 30 days
• C-list celebrities are the best
• Gooner Gram
• Smelly family denied American Airlines boarding
• Stalker ex-girlfriend gets 10 days jail
• Shane Gillis at the ESPYs
• Epstein list
• Do we believe in ghosts?
• Neil deGrasse Tyson meets Bill Nye meets Jordan Peterson
• Jon Anik
• Fan Mail "The Flavor"

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• Movie watch-along thoughts (share your suggestions)
• Balls Out Bowling
• Croquet/Bocce Ball
• Austin saw old man penis
• We miss FatboySSE
• Internet Debaters
• Eddie Bauer vs. Penguin
• Your Honor...
• Erotic Game Shows
• Japan breaks internet speed record
• Skits on albums
• Austin met Thundercat
• Hibachi chef shoots waiter
• Pokekinks

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• Weed Strand Fan Mail
• Apartment pools
• HOA Karen
• Pimp My Ride
• Sly Stallone
• Chuckster
• Now That's What I Call Slurs
• White women
• RFK Jr.
• Try that in a small town
• Is cat food good?
• Statue guys
• Dance Time
• Relay Race suggestion
• Echo Sax
• Bushman
• Mr. Japan
• 2008 Beijing Olympics

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