Had To, Got To, Must

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• Margaritaville Retirement Community
• Jimmy Buffett
• Fat Joe accusations
• Dana White
• Justin Bieber is Indian now
• Candy talk
• Chinese/Indian pilot
• Weed Stranding
• What to do when your friend is high
• Tony Johns

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• Burger King broiler
• Who better? Kevin Durant or Rob Dyrdek?
• Breaking News: Steve Blake did WHAT
• Best NBA point guards
• Tony Johns
• Kendrick Perkins
• You can't change your name if you're broke
• Jon Jones retires
• Jake Paul vs. Logan Paul: The Unemployment Super Bowl
• Scott the Woz vs Nintendrew
• Mario Kart
• Dave Portnoy
• Troy, Michigan
• Jordan Peterson
• We gotta stop with the same 5 Tiktok gimmicks
• @chowdowndetroit
• Rich Customers
• Had To Boys' night out in Detroit!

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First hour of this episode is available to everyone, but the second hour is Patreon-exclusive as an apology for deleting last week's video episode on accident.

PORCUPINING:

• Is the Tony Johns saga ending? Where can it go?
• r/ECD
• Diet Goo?
• Stephen A. Smith on...toys
• We invent a new fetish: porcupining
• Ninja stars vs. Guns
• Hideo Kojima
• Nintendo sex toys
• Kevin Gates and his cousin
• Manscaping with scissors
• Had To pre-workout challenge
• Question of the week: Do you protect your PIN?

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Watching Game 2 of the NBA Finals during the pod

Red Lobster Stories

Frank Ragnow

F1 movie

Tony Johns Syracuse Arc

Today's teenagers

Gamblers

Thrifting

FoodyFellowship

Married Mormon men

Old timey soda review

Greasers

Fan Mail: Best place to get arrested?

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• Why Slims will be wearing a mask forever
• Old people stay getting scammed
• Hey Soul Sister
• Guy Fieri calling things 'gangster'
• Tony Johns hasn't skipped a beat
• Gubble
• Chrome Hearts plunger
• Scott Constable
• Reverend Marvin Sapp tells ushers to lock the doors
• Fan Mail: What's our favorite beer?
• Zyn
• Bad candy
• Amazon Basics
• Cloth talk
• PJ Tucker's fit cost the Knicks Game 6
• Losing teams Super Bowl t-shirts
• Rob Dyrdek, Chanel Westcoast, The "Fantasy" Factory
• Room Taken movie
• Top 5 places to get arrested
• Nightcore
• WWE talk
• IceJJFish

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• Officially mandated JO rooms
• Soundboard suggestions
• Had To Seltzer
• Mexican Navy Crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge
• North Korea
• Robert Schwartzman crashes into pit crew
• 420
• Short order cooks with knife tattoo
• Don't have your wedding on Memorial Day weekend
• The Game
• Can't wait for Christmas
• Skip Bayliss
• Eminem went to rehab for eating dookie
• Nicotine talk
• We are the most woke podcast
• Mr. Owl Rule 34
• Tony Johns
• They're getting rid of the penny
• Red Rolls White Ceiling

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Slims died. Listen to find out how!

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Get your Davidoff Cool Water and grab a keyboard, its been a year of Had To!

• Stephen A. Smith
• Kobe-ing a turd from the shower
• Head n Shouldaz
• Tony Johns update
• Gay stuff
• Getting laid off
• Work party food
• Jorkin it @ work
• "What's worse?" The Bunk Bed Debate
• Smokin dookies
• Sympathy pussy
• Dying over a video game
• ON STICK pill
• Arby's experience
• Hardcore Pawn
• Skip Bayliss
• Taking auditions for the Had To Quartet
• Medicine commercials

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• Tinder Talk
• Pistons lose playoff series
• Co-worker stories
• Slims trip to Austin
• Electric cars/Ubers
• Turkish woman at the Vegas airport
• Travel stories
• 100 men vs a gorilla debate
• Baseball talk
• Stephen A. Smith on General Hospital
• Meeting Art Briles, former head coach of Baylor
• F1 Miami Grand Prix

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Pistons down 3-1 to the Knicks
Flint is Detroit's badass little brother
Toilet humor
Taylor Swift; Katy Perry
The Rehearsal
Shannon Sharp allegations
Watching/dubbing movies on mushrooms
The Art of the Wedgie

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