Halfwits & Failed Crits

By Halfwit Podcasts

Halfwits & Failed Crits is an Actual Play Podcast where the players' blundering choices and cursed dice are the real big bad evil standing in the way of getting to the end of a campaign! <

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How many episodes does Halfwits & Failed Crits have?

The podcast currently has 98 episodes available.

Halfwits & Failed Crits episodes:

August 11, 2025 Parable Infused Tribune Ep 12 - The Things I Do For Chaos | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
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The PIT Crew has found themselves detained by the Lead Guide of Hetiprah with only one way out, to keep doing new things.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.

Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro.
Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ).

Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.
=== Anti-Fascist Promo ===
The Heart Is A Dungeon

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1h 43min
July 14, 2025 Dad Day Afternoon
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Put on your dad sneakers, get in your dad car, and take your dad phone from its dad belt holster, its time to run, ride, and call your dad buds as we prepare for a wild day of grilling, prepared by our Meat Master Laura!
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=== CREDITS ===
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.
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1h 33min
June 30, 2025 Parable Infused Tribune Ep 11 - Move it, Meatball Head! | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
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The PIT Crew leaves Vaynome as they set sail for Voipre, with a dead god and a new patron in tow!
=== LINKS ===
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.

Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro.
Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ).

Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.
=== Anti-Fascist Promo ===
The Heart Is A Dungeon

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1h 52min
April 28, 2025 Parallel Parables - The Skies Over Buttonbush
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While the girls are off doing fun and important things, the boys get behind the mics to weave you a tale from the quaint village of Buttonbush, Evarow. Get ready for the high flying adventures of the Gobbly Bird Taxi Company!
=== LINKS ===
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Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ).
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Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).
Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ).
=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.

Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro.
Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ).
End Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
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Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.
=== Anti-Fascist Promo ===
The Heart Is A Dungeon

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1h 1min
April 14, 2025 Parable Infused Tribune Ep 10 - Dirge of the Vibophage | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
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The PIT Crew pulls back the curtain for the island of performers, and the fate of the Siren's Song rests in the balance.
=== LINKS ===
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Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ).
=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.

Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro.
Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ).

Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.
=== Anti-Fascist Promo ===
The Heart Is A Dungeon

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1h 22min
March 24, 2025 Parable Infused Tribune Ep 9 - I've Been Dying to Talk about the Mail | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
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The PIT Crew fights to save the leader of the Siren's Song... or did they?! Does he even exist?! Does anyone actually work here?!
=== LINKS ===
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Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ).
=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.

Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro.
Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ).

Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.
=== Anti-Fascist Promo ===
The Heart Is A Dungeon

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1h 31min
February 26, 2025 Parable Infused Tribune Ep 8 - We've Got Ourselves A Mystery! | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
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Leona starts working up the courage to figure out how to audition for the Siren Song, but Sybianna is missing, and Gwyneth has beef with... everyone.
=== LINKS ===
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Bonus Content! ( https://www.ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits ).
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Listen to our other shows! ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).
Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ).
=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.

Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro.
Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ).

Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.
=== Anti-Fascist Promo ===
The Heart Is A Dungeon

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1h 49min
February 03, 2025 Parable Infused Tribune Ep 7 - Turbulent Vibes and High Spirits | A PenultiMyth Actual Play Podcast
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After a few months of close quarters travel north, the PIT Crew is in desperate need for the good vibes of Vaynome, home of the Siren's Song!
=== LINKS ===
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Rate & Review! ( https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/halfwits-failed-crits-1012806 ).
=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.

Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune - composed by Dungeon Maestro.
Find their socials at ( https://linktr.ee/dungeonmaestro ).

Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.
=== Anti-Fascist Promo ===
The Heart Is A Dungeon

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1h 46min
January 13, 2025 You're a Mean One, Mr. Gob!
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Luis once again sits in his Christmas Throne as he brings three little gnomes through a cavernous caper!

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1h 22min
December 23, 2024 Bonus - He Has a Red, Red Coat
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Welcome to our Christmas Special! Luis takes the reigns of our wacky sleigh with a game and story of his own design, while the others play little elves hard at work in the toy factory. Follow Winkle Tinkle (Laura) the perceptive elf, Sprinkle Cookiedance (Kiley) the nimble elf, and Jangle Picklekiss (Jonathan) the imaginative elf, as they unwrap their coworkers workplace drama.

Intro and Outro:
Krampus's Workshop by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5518-krampus-s-workshop )
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )

The Workshop Theme:
Wish Background by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4633-wish-background )
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )

Santa's Cabin Theme:
Holiday Weasel by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weasel )
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )

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=== Anti-Fascist Promo ===
The Heart Is A Dungeon
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1h 35min

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