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The Crew of the Paradise lands on a dying planet looking for Eskel Folstad in a desperate bid to cross one item off a long list of mysteries.
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Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
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*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
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The crew of the Paradise is spending some time recovering from their injuries, fixing the ship, meeting Kei's parents, worrying about Pythia, and deciding which of a hundred different ways they should go next.
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Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
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*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
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Come join Kiley, Luis, and Jonathan in the Astral Realm above the world of Corvidel, as they take on the roles of godly dynasties vying to claim the throne deep in the Eternal Well!
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Game System: Dynasty: Who Will Rule the Empire by Storybrewers Roleplaying
Music: Nightmare by Alexander Nakarada
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4890-nightmare
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/
Hello everyone, Kiley here with a quick announcement. Unfortunately Jonathan has a bit of a medical issue going on so we won't be uploading for a little bit. But don't worry! We should be up and running at 100% again soon, and we'll keep you posted.
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C-C-C-COMA EPISODE IS HERE! Most of the crew is down for the count and trapped in the land of the Great Willow once again, as well as some new locales. Meanwhile Astrid and Kei get told there are guests that will be making use of hospital visiting hours, much to Kei's displeasure and Astrid's excitement.
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Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
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All Aboard as GM Kiley takes a cast of kooky killers for the ride of their lives! Join Cinis the Ice Queen (Luis), Ruby the Business Partner (Mary), Maxim the Scholar (Jonathan), and Tuash the Lost Heir (Laura), as they accuse each other of the murder of Egan Bakker with no true detective to help them out. It's going to be a long ride to Fairhaven...
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Game:
Murder on the Eberron Express by Orla ni Dhuill. Support them by purchasing the game for yourselves! ( https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/296256/Murder-on-the-Eberron-Express )
Opening Theme:
Assassin by Rafael Crux ( https://freepd.com/epic.php )
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The crew of the Paradise has landed on Kei's home planet of Pylo-Koshi just in time for an annual plume faring festival where they can do some real pirate shit! But before they can hunt the thophids that terrorize the planets domed cities, they have to unload that Ancient they stole from Tudega and get some Gorp! There's absolutely no reason why this shopping / beach episode has an ominous title.
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Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Nedrak's Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Other Music and SFX used on a Zapsplat Gold License or a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.
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While Jonathan and Kiley are away on their honeymoon, GM Laura and Bro Dude Luis take up the reigns and made... this...
In a town where everything is normal and nothing ever happens, Amondedeus (Luis) is a normal high school basketball captain, with a secret passion for singing. Too bad his alien parasite has its own ambitions for stardom!
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Game:
Empty Cycle by Rookie Jet Studio ( https://rookiejet.itch.io/empty-cycle?download )
Music:
Raw by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4264-raw
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Most other music, sounds, and effects through Zapsplat Gold License.
SFX of 14 Glizzies slamming a lunch tray by Halfwits & Failed Crits Foley Workshop.
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The crew of the Paradise confronts the cryptids of Tudega, hoping to warn them of an upcoming attack that the crew had absolutely no part in fueling... and the cryptids have a warning of their own for the crew!
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
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The crew of the Paradise takes some downtime on Tudega! They get a nice hotel, pop some bubbly, hit up a night club, and take a tour of the town. But what they learn on their tour is a bit more than they bargained for.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
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*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
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License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
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Halfwits & Failed Crits is an Actual Play Podcast where the players' blundering choices and cursed dice are the real big bad evil standing in the way of getting to the end of a…
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